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In the most cliched fashion, a giant truck-kun smashed into my World, killing everyone with it. And in the next most cliched event, I was given a second chance in life by the gods to live another life in a world of swords, magic and dragons! It’s literally a dream come true! Be a hero? Who has the time?! Conquer the world? Like hell I’ll do something so troublesome! Diving into dungeons, exploring ancient ruins and meeting all the weirdos of the world? Sign me right up!! I’m only interested in travelling the world to find the most interesting materials I can use to write the best story I can! I’ll show you my creativity and dazzle this new world with the stories I’ll write! I’ll fight with dragons, swim with krakens, wrestle giants, eat all the cakes and bed the beauties! Time to live this life however I want! Eh? A psycho is running around the world saying that they are the hero who will slay the demon lord? Why is there such a crazy person? There’s someone out there threatening the world with nukes? How did they even find out how to make those? Some crazy hobo is going into other people’s houses to smash pots to look for money? That guy really must be crazy. What Do You Mean There Are Other Transmigrators In My Harem Fantasy? ----- [Character Creation:] [Gender:] [Male] [Female] >[Futa] *** Notes: Any R-rated scenes will be denoted by a '*' followed by an 'R' with the number of 'R's showing how much of it is R-rated. '*R' would be around 25%, '*RR' would be about 50% and '*RRR' would most likely be the entire chapter. You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c

Condition 1: Collect 1 Yellow Turban Soldier’s Rune (Completed) Condition 2: Defeat 100 Runic Monsters Solo (Completed) Condition 3: Kill Wild Boars in One Strike 5000 times (Completed) Condition 4: Consume 10 Runic Pills (Completed) Your Rune Can Now Be Upgraded.

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Synopsis/Summary: This is a story where the MC chooses an unorthodox path to immortality... Follow the journey of Qai, born in the family of hunters, who dreams big as he gradually aids his family to establish a cultivating clan. *************** What to expect: • Original narrative • Gradual story progress • Realistic strength development • Reasonable skill system • Neither OP nor weak MC • No cliché sect joining • No endless tournaments • No multiple chapters on a single fight

A mechanic from the future found a couple of old interesting artifacts, and got into a post-apocalyptic world. * I noticed that some readers did not quite understand the direction of my book. In this story, there will not be a lone traveler who is trying with all his might to survive in the wasteland by collecting garbage and making tools out of it, no, this story will be more about the development of the faction and the war between them. * The cover doesn't belong to me https://www.patreon.com/Lianes For those who want to support me. I warn you right away I will not have paid content, like extra chapters