What are some funny meet and greet stories you've heard?

I remember at a conference. I was looking for the restroom and asked a lady for directions. She not only showed me the way but also told me this hilarious story about how she once got lost in the same building trying to find the restroom and ended up in a storage closet. By the time we reached the actual restroom, we were both laughing so hard and had become friends just like that.

There was this instance where a person in an office always took the credit for others' work. One of his colleagues printed out pictures of donkeys and put them on his cubicle walls with the words 'Credit stealer'. It was really embarrassing for him. Another funny revenge story is that a person's friend always double - dipped their chips. So the person bought really spicy salsa and when the friend double - dipped again, his mouth was on fire.

There was a man who got drunk at a wedding. He mistook the bride's veil for a tablecloth and tried to pull it off the table (the bride's head) to clean up some imaginary mess. His face when he realized what he was doing was priceless.

I heard about a guy at a buffet. He piled his plate so high with food that some of it was falling off. When the waitress told him there were rules about taking too much, he said he had a big appetite. But then he couldn't finish it all and just left it on his plate. It was really a funny display of selfishness.

Well, I heard this one recently. A man went to the dentist. The dentist asked him if he flossed regularly. The man said, 'Yes, whenever I can't find any food between my teeth.'

I heard about a group of graphic designers who were in a rush to finish an Adobe Acrobat project. They were combining multiple PDFs into one large document. Somehow, they ended up with a PDF where all the pages were in the wrong order. They had to scramble to fix it, but in the end, they learned a valuable lesson about double - checking their work in Acrobat. It was a humorous yet instructive Adobe story.

I heard about a schnauzer that got scared of its own reflection in the mirror. It barked and growled at the mirror for ages until its owner covered it up. It was hilarious because it thought there was another dog in the house.

A group of campers once set up their tents right under a tree. During the night, a squirrel dropped a nut on one of the tents. It made such a loud noise that everyone thought there was a bear outside. They were all screaming and huddled together until they realized it was just a squirrel. It was really funny.

I heard about a group of friends at a lake. One of them pretended to drown as a joke. His friends all rushed to save him, but then he started laughing underwater. They were so mad at first but then couldn't stop laughing either.

Once I was at Disney World and met Mickey Mouse. I was so excited that I tripped over my own feet while running towards him. Mickey was so kind. He helped me up and even did a little dance to make me laugh. It was such a memorable and funny moment.