Can you share some funny college stories?

Sure. One time in college, my roommate was so tired from studying all night that he fell asleep during an exam. The professor noticed and gently tapped his desk to wake him up. My roommate, still half - asleep, blurted out 'Just five more minutes, Mom!' Everyone in the class couldn't stop laughing.

Well, in one college football game, the quarterback was about to make a long pass. But a big gust of wind blew his hat right off his head at that moment. He was so focused on the pass that he didn't notice at first. By the time he realized, the pass had already gone wrong. His hatless and confused look made the whole stadium burst into laughter.

Sure. One of my friends accidentally sent his application essay full of typos because his cat jumped on the keyboard right before he clicked submit. Another story is about a student who wrote an entire essay about how he was inspired by his love for pizza to study business, thinking outside the box in a really funny way.

I heard about a college freshman who was so excited for his first college party. He dressed up all fancy. But when he got there, he realized it was a costume party and he was the only one not in a costume. He tried to play it cool but ended up being the center of jokes all night.

One of the funniest college rejection stories I've heard was about a guy who sent in his application with a really creative but completely off - topic essay. He wrote about his adventures in training his pet squirrel instead of something related to academics or his goals. Needless to say, he got rejected, but his story has been passed around as a humorous cautionary tale among students applying to college.

Sure. Once in my biology class, the professor was trying to explain the concept of evolution. He made some really funny gestures imitating how early humans might have walked. Everyone was laughing so hard that we almost forgot we were in class.

Well, there was this girl in my college. She had a crush on a senior. One day, she saw him at the cafeteria and wanted to say hi. But she got so flustered that she walked right into a pillar while looking at him. Everyone around had a good laugh, and the senior actually came over to check if she was okay, which made her crush on him grow even more.

Well, at a college frat party, there was this guy who got really drunk. He started dancing like there was no tomorrow, and then he accidentally bumped into the DJ table and knocked over a bunch of CDs. The DJ was mad at first but then couldn't help but laugh at how clumsy he was.

Sure. One time in college, during a very serious lecture, a student's phone rang with the most hilarious cartoon theme song. The whole class burst out laughing, and the professor couldn't help but chuckle too.

Sure. One of my professors once walked into class with his shirt on inside out. He didn't notice until a student pointed it out halfway through the lecture. He just laughed and said he was so excited to teach that he didn't even check in the mirror.