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Can you share some funniest kids stories?

2024-11-06 06:22
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Well, here's a funny story. A kid once tried to paint his face like a superhero all by himself. He used so much paint that he looked more like a colorful monster. And then there was a little boy who was convinced that his teddy bear was a real detective. He would take it around the house to 'solve mysteries' like finding out where his missing sock was.

There's a story of a young boy at school. The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up. He said he wanted to be a cloud so he could float around all day and rain on people he didn't like. Also, a girl found a frog in the garden and thought it was a prince in disguise. So she carried it around all day waiting for it to turn into a prince, talking to it constantly.

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Forced out by her step-mother, she was driven to desperation and had no way of surviving other than to sign herself away and marry herself into a rich and influential family. Three years into the marriage, her wealthy husband had spoiled her to heavens. The only problem was that they had no inheritors in their family. Inside the luxurious mansion, Pei Qiqi angrily threw a stack of newspaper onto the man, “The article is claiming that I am a hen who cannot lay eggs! But Tang Yu, it’s you who has issues!” The man put down the newspaper and agreed to what his young wife was saying, “Why would they write false information? Your zodiac is the pig!” “Tang! Yu!” She stomped her feet out of anger. The man grinned, “So what we have no kids? You are my little baby.” Pei Qiqi thought, how did this scene change so fast!
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Endless  Pampering Only For You

Endless Pampering Only For You

As childhood sweethearts, they were made to engage under the manipulations of their families. It involved having to to live in the same room and sleep together. One night, she is accidentally made drunk, and in his delirium, he kisses her only to realize he enjoys it. From time to time, he would sneak a kiss on her, but his “crime” is eventually discovered in an accident. After being accused by her, he says with a smile, “You are my wife, why can’t I kiss you?” The two people’s daily routine is full of bickering and mutual discrediting of each other. Although he claims to disparage, he actually cares intensely about her. He feels crazily jealous when she is close to other men, to the point of tying her to his side, so that she becomes exclusively his. Tags: Campus Love, Childhood Sweethearts, Pampering Romance
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The Rest Of My Life Is For You

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

Yu Yuehan is the usual rich, perfect, aloof president—the richest man in City H; but one day, a female toddler suddenly appears in his life as his daughter! Despite being certain that he has never touched a woman before, DNA tests certify that the toddler is his! He soon becomes a good 'daddi' for the little toddler, Xiao Liuliu. Two years later, for some inexplicable reason, Xiao Liuliu becomes very fond of a trial nurse, Nian Xiaomu, hired to take care of her. Nian Xiaomu has a strong personality and refuses to let anyone bully her. Constantly wary that anyone might cause harm to his daughter, Yu Yuehan keeps a constant watch over Nian Xiaomu. However, his black-bellied daughter has plans for her father up her sleeves… Over time, Nian Xiaomu reveals her charming side bit by bit; and for the first time in his life, Yu Yuehan is drawn in by this mysterious woman… Keywords: Mysterious Daughter, Cute Daughter, Aloof, Nurse, Strong Woman Cute Scene: "Daddi, you are so handsome!" Xiao Liuliu blushes. "Daddi, I want hugs!" Xiao Liuliu coos. "Daddi, I want a younger sister! Quick make one with Mommi." "Daddi…" Yu Yuehan says in a deadpan fashion, "I have never slept with any woman! How can I have a daughter!?" "Did Mommi sleep with you without you realizing it?" Yu Yuehan: "…” We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/restofmylifeisforyou We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!
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Can't Take My Eyes Off You

Can't Take My Eyes Off You

“Commander Lu, there are rumors that we are sleeping together, we have a fling!” He looked up from under the blanket and slowly got up. “What do you want from me?” “Deny it, say it’s fake, stop it from spreading…” He pushed her against the wall, blocking her mouth by a rough kiss. “Mrs. Lu, we have to substantiate the rumor.” Before she was born again, what she had been doing was staying away from him! After she was born again, what she always wanted to do was give him offsprings! Lu Xingzhi strived for two personal mottos his entire life: First, it was illegal to undermine military marriage. Two, Jiang Yao was his in this eternity, till death do they part.
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May the rest of my life be sweet to you

May the rest of my life be sweet to you

"Uncle, I was punished for being late! " "Buy the school. " "Uncle, I was bullied! " "SEND THEM TO HEAVEN! " In this era of competing for fathers, Qin Sheng never competed for fathers. Those things were too extravagant. She didn't have them, she only competed for uncles! Ever since she had a rich uncle, she lived a life of fighting and being cleaned up by others, causing trouble and being scapegoated by others. Her three big goals in life were to make him fall in love with her, fall in love with her, fall in love with her!
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The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

On the day of her escape from prison, she had died unexpectedly and was reborn into the body of Madam Huo. He was the heir to the number one financial magnate. She had charged out of nowhere and from then on, the obedient and weak Madam Huo had started to awaken. She had been trampled under her feet. Huo Shao had expressed that since she had already been conquered, wouldn't it be too unfair for her if she did not give her body to him? The muzzle of the gun was aimed at her head, "I only lost my wife and did not divorce. Choose between loving me or dying for love. " Gu Ruochu,"..." Do I still have a choice?
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Can you share some of the funniest kids campfire stories?

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2024-11-26 20:50

Sure. 'The Enormous Turnip' is really funny. A farmer tries to pull up a huge turnip and has to get all the animals to help one by one. Another is 'Stone Soup'. A traveler convinces a village to contribute ingredients for a soup by starting with just a stone. It shows how sharing can be fun. And 'Rumpelstiltskin' is also quite humorous with its strange little man who can spin straw into gold but has a very odd name.

Can you share a kids' funniest story?

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2024-11-09 07:08

A little boy was at the beach. He saw a crab and thought it was a little monster. He started chasing it with a small shovel, yelling 'Go back to your crab - land, little monster!' His parents couldn't stop laughing at his imagination.

Can you share some typical scenarios in 'kids say the funniest things stories'?

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2024-12-05 18:26

A common scenario is when kids are trying to describe their dreams. They might say something like 'I dreamed I was flying on a pizza!' which is both strange and really funny.

Can you share some of the funniest stories?

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2024-12-01 09:57

I've got a few. There was a story where a magician's rabbit escaped during a show and hopped onto the stage during a ballet performance. The dancers were so startled. Then there's the time when a new employee showed up at work with his shirt on inside out. He didn't notice until his colleague pointed it out and everyone had a good laugh. Another funny story is about a boy who tried to ride a cow like a horse in the countryside and ended up falling into a mud puddle.

What are some kids' funniest stories?

1 answer
2024-11-09 05:04

One funny story is about a little boy who thought his dog could talk. He would have long conversations with it and when the dog barked, he'd say it was replying. He told all his friends his dog was a secret agent.

What are some of the funniest things kids say in 'kids say the funniest things stories'?

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2024-12-05 01:55

One funny thing a kid might say is 'I want to be a unicorn when I grow up so I can poop rainbows!' It's just so imaginative and out - of - this - world.

Can you share some of the funniest Beatles stories?

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2024-12-14 06:22

Sure. When they were filming 'A Hard Day's Night', there were many comical moments. For instance, the scene where they are running away from the horde of screaming fans. In real life, they were also constantly trying to avoid over - enthusiastic fans, so this was a bit of a humorous take on their real - life situation.

Can you share some funniest animal stories?

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2024-12-12 13:57

Sure. There was a cat that got its head stuck in a vase. It just sat there looking so silly with this big vase on its head. Its owner tried to pull it out gently but it took a while. Every time the cat moved, it made a funny jingling sound as the vase hit things.

Can you share some of the funniest teacher stories?

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2024-12-06 00:36

Sure. There was a teacher who was so absent - minded. Once during a science class, he was explaining about the solar system and started looking for his 'planets' which he actually meant the models, but he had left them in the staff room. He just realized it in the middle of the class and his flustered face was hilarious.

Can you share some of the funniest true stories?

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2024-11-30 12:17

Sure. Once, my friend thought she was being super quiet while sneaking a midnight snack. But she accidentally knocked over a whole stack of pots and pans in the kitchen. The noise woke up the whole house, and she just stood there with a cookie in her mouth looking guilty as can be.

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