Are there any really funny divorce short stories?

Well, there's this story. A divorced woman knew her ex - husband was a huge football fan. So she bought all the tickets to the local football team's home games for the entire season and didn't tell him. He was left with no way to watch his favorite team play live at home stadium. It was a bit of a mean but funny revenge.

Yes. A couple got divorced and had to divide their furniture. They couldn't decide who would get the old couch. So, they had a race around the block. Whoever came back first would get the couch. It was really silly but in the end, they both were out of breath and laughing about it.

Sure. A police officer pulled over a driver for speeding. When he asked for the driver's license, the driver nervously handed him a library card. The officer just stared at it for a moment and then said, 'Sir, you can go really fast with this in a library!'

Sure. There was a couple who divorced because they couldn't agree on how to load the dishwasher. The husband liked to put all the big plates at the back, while the wife thought it was more logical to put them in the front. They argued about it so much that they decided to part ways. It's funny how such a small thing could lead to a divorce.

Joke: What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. Story: There was a teacher who was teaching her class about the circulation of the blood. She said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.' 'Yes,' the class said. 'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?' A little fellow shouted, 'Cause your feet ain't empty.'

You can find them in some joke books. There are many collections specifically dedicated to short and hilarious stories. For example, 'The Big Book of Funny Stories' might be a good start.

Sure. Once a man went to the doctor and said, 'Doctor, I think I'm a bell.' The doctor was puzzled and asked, 'Why do you think that?' The man replied, 'Because when I touch my head, I go ding - dong!'

There's this story where a dog owner let his dog run wild in the neighbor's garden. As repentance, he dressed up his dog as a little gardener, complete with a tiny hoe and watering can, and took a photo of the dog 'working' in the garden and sent it to the neighbor with an apology note. It was really funny and the neighbor forgave him easily.

Sure. There was a kidnapper who kidnapped a girl. But the girl was so calm and started telling the kidnapper how she always dreamed of having an adventure. She then convinced the kidnapper to take her to a nearby amusement park instead of a hideout. The kidnapper was so dumbfounded that he actually went along with it for a while.

Yes, there is a story of a kid who was trying to make 'campfire' in the backyard using some old papers and a magnifying glass. He managed to start a small fire but then got scared and started running around the yard yelling. His parents came out and quickly put it out. It was both funny and a bit of a scare for the little one.