What are some of the funniest embarrassing kid stories you've heard?

I heard about a guy who went to a formal dinner. He thought the finger bowl was a soup bowl and started drinking from it. Everyone was shocked but he didn't realize until someone told him. It was hilarious yet so embarrassing for him.

A friend of mine was at a wedding. He was asked to give a speech. He got so nervous that he accidentally said the wrong name for the bride. The whole room went silent at first and then erupted in laughter. He was so red - faced.

A friend of mine went on a date ice skating. He thought he was a pro but ended up falling on his butt every few minutes. His date was much better at it and had to keep helping him up. He said it was both funny and embarrassing.

Once, a little kid thought that if he planted a coin, a money tree would grow. So he dug a hole in the backyard and put his shiny coin in it. After a few days, when nothing grew, he was so confused and said 'The money tree must be on a long vacation!'.

I heard about a fat kid who tried to fit into a small playhouse. He squeezed and squeezed until his cheeks were all red. Finally, he got in but then couldn't get out and had to be rescued by his dad. It was hilarious.

I heard about a kid who put on his father's big shoes and walked around the house like a clumsy giant. He kept tripping over his own feet but still laughed and continued his 'big - foot adventure'.

Well, I heard about a kid who thought that if he ate enough carrots, he could turn into a bunny. So he ate carrots all day long, every day for a week. His skin even turned a bit orange from all the beta - carotene. In the end, he was disappointed that he didn't grow a tail or ears.

There was a story of an IT team that was migrating data. They accidentally moved all the old photos from the company's archive to the CEO's personal folder. The CEO was quite surprised when he opened his folder and saw all those old memories. It made for a very funny situation.

A friend of mine told me that she once called her teacher 'Mom' by mistake in front of the whole class. It was really funny and embarrassing at the same time.

One funny story is about a convict who painted his face to look like a zebra thinking it would help him blend into the prison yard. But all it did was make him stand out even more and become the laughingstock of the prison.