What are the most interesting funny agony aunt stories you know?

One memorable one is when a teen wrote to an agony aunt about having a crush on a teacher. The agony aunt's response was so witty. She said that the teen should focus on getting good grades so that when they grow up, they can be successful and then the teacher might actually be interested. It was a funny way of saying 'not now'.

Sure! There was this one where a girl wrote to an agony aunt about her cat always stealing her socks. The agony aunt suggested she put some catnip in a little sock - shaped pouch for the cat. The girl did, and the cat was so distracted that it stopped stealing her real socks. It was hilarious.

Well, here's another. A woman wrote in because she was constantly arguing with her neighbor over whose cat was using the other's garden as a toilet. The agony aunt told her to plant some cat - friendly plants in her own garden so that the neighbor's cat would be more interested in staying there. It was a humorous and practical solution that made the whole situation seem less of a headache.

There's a story about a woman who accidentally put salt instead of sugar in her coffee. She took a big sip and spat it out all over her new dress. And then she started chasing her cat around the house thinking it was the cat's fault. It was a crazy chain of events that was really funny. This shows how little things can lead to such comical situations. It also reminds us to be more careful, especially when we are half - asleep in the morning and doing routine things like making coffee.

A professional photographer who always criticized others for using their phone cameras. He said that real photography could only be done with a high - end camera. However, one time when he was out without his camera and witnessed a truly amazing sunset, he ended up using his phone to take a picture. The photo he took with his phone was actually much better than some of the ones he took with his professional camera.

One little girl was given a toy microphone. She thought she was a famous singer. She started singing at the top of her lungs in the middle of the supermarket. Everyone around was amused by her confidence and the off - key singing.

One funny story is about a place that prohibited dancing in the streets. But one day, a traveling circus came to town. The performers were so used to dancing everywhere that they started dancing in the street without realizing. The local people were both shocked and amused. They didn't know whether to stop them or just enjoy the show.

One story is that a tortoise tried to climb a tree. It was so determined. It would stretch its little legs as far as they could go, trying to reach the first branch. But of course, it couldn't really get very far. It just kept slipping back down and yet it didn't give up for a long time.

Well, there's a story where a fish decided to climb a tree. It was tired of swimming all day and thought life on land in a tree would be more exciting. So, it flopped out of the water and started trying to wriggle its way up the trunk. Of course, it couldn't really get far, but it was a hilarious sight for the other animals.

I know a story of a young man with ASD who was really into numbers. At a party, he started counting the number of balloons. Then he noticed that the number of balloons was a prime number. He got so excited and started telling everyone about the properties of that prime number in the middle of the party. It was really funny as people were there to dance and have fun, but his enthusiasm for the prime number made it an interesting and funny moment.