Tell me a really funny senior citizen joke or story.

A parrot was staying with an old lady. The old lady always watched soap operas. One day, during a really dramatic scene, the parrot started repeating all the lines the actors were saying. It was so funny because it was adding its own parrot squawks in between the lines. The old lady couldn't stop laughing and from then on, she thought the parrot was the best company for her TV time.

There was a Khmer fisherman who caught a very small fish. He looked at it and said, 'You are so small, I should put you back to grow bigger, but you look so cute, I think I'll keep you as a pet instead!' The fish just wiggled in his hand as if in protest.

One day, a bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I don't know, I was born with them.' This is a really funny joke story that always makes people laugh.

Sure. There was this elderly gentleman who loved Christmas carols. Every Christmas, he would go around the neighborhood singing them at the top of his lungs. One Christmas, he got a bit carried away while singing 'Jingle Bells' and his false teeth slipped out. He quickly caught them and continued singing as if nothing had happened. His neighbors still laugh about it to this day.

A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Sure. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes! It's a simple yet funny joke related to the Christmas season as there is often snow during Christmas.

A seagull was flying over the ocean in summer. It saw a fish swimming and said, 'Hey, you're looking very cool down there!' The fish replied, 'Thanks! You're looking fly up there!'

Here's one. A dad says to his son, 'I'm reading a book about anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down!'

Here's a joke. An old man was asked why he always carried a gun in his car. He said, 'I'm a very slow driver. If I see signs of an accident up ahead, I shoot myself.'

A joke for you. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.