webnovel

Can you share the funniest part of some funny creation stories?

2024-11-07 02:46
1 answer

In Greek mythology, Prometheus created humans out of clay. But he then had to steal fire from the gods for the humans. The whole situation of him sneaking around the gods to steal fire, like a naughty child, is a rather humorous part of the creation story. It shows how Prometheus was willing to take risks for his creations.

How Can You Call Me a Cheater?

How Can You Call Me a Cheater?

Foo, a bright young man that happens to be a computer genius, who excels in life by taking shortcuts when possible. If life was a game, he would definitely pick the easiest mode. Exams in school? Just read all the books once, and make sure you don’t forget the contents. Looking for a job? Make sure everyone around the boss knows just how perfect you are for the job. Having others bragging about your excellence is more trustworthy and gives plausible deniability. Quiz time? Let me just start my special search engine's voice recognition. Competing in soccer? Aw, how unfortunate, the opposing team 'somehow' got their clothes filled with itch-inducing powder, leading to a walkover. Playing a FPS game? Well, lets just have my own mouse driver software get some headshots while I watch a movie. It’s perfectly legit, as it just speeds up the response time so that it clicks before I even get to the computer. Gambling sites and online casinos? Data-mining, number-crunching and image recognition! By utilizing computer knowledge, solving problems is easy! Some might get jealous, but hey! Just be like me, and use your brains for once! However, in the modern era, the gangsters and other shady businesses are moving their turfs towards the internet and gaming circles. What happens when they realize that Foo was a threat to their profits? Well, no suspense here, they killed him. That’s the end of story... if you are to believe the god that greets him after his death. However, can this story get a fresh new start when Foo somehow ends up in a game-like medieval fantasy world? Or will the lack of modern tools, like his beloved computers or other modern conveniences, cut his story short yet again? ------------------------------ Also, thanks to SageDrunkKitty and Remteldanmarkius for proofreading the synopsis! Any errors still there are their fault! The fact that I might not have listened on them does not automatically make it my fault, okay?
4.3
92 Chs
You Can’t Buy My Love

You Can’t Buy My Love

Mariela "Ella" Alvamiza, an eighteen-year-old first-year college student. She was saddened when she found her things scattered in the hallway of their building. She couldn't pay her friend the share of the rent since she sent the money to her mother. Archer Lopez came from wealthy family. He has no choice but to leave his penthouse when his dad banned him from entering unless he will come home to their mansion. He needed a roommate to share the cost of his newfound place since his beloved parents had frozen all his accounts. Mariela needed a place to stay, and she felt so happy when she found a pamphlet made from scratch paper that someone needed a roommate, and to her dismay, he was a guy, and no other than the renowned handsome and hot playboy of Nagazville University. Excerpt: "Here is the deal. I will allow you to pay 1/4 of the rent, but you have to do the laundry, the cleaning; and cook our meal; if not, you need to pay half of the rent, and one more thing, you can't fall in love with me." Archer said with confidence. "Excuse me, who said I am sharing a room with you and become your maid? How much more to fall in love with someone conceited and self-centered like you? Do you think everyone will like you because of your pretty face? I am sorry to disappoint you, but not everyone at the University is stupid." Mariela snapped at him, and he was shocked because it was the first time a girl showed disinterest in him. Mariela was broke, and she ended up living with Archer, and she found herself entangled with the most popular guy in her university. And when Ella found out that Archer was more than just a pretty face, and she gets to know the real him, she couldn’t stop herself from falling in love with him. One day Archer was compelled to ask Mariela to come home with him to their estate to pretend as his girlfriend as a protest to his parents for manipulating his life. Archer's parents asked him to dump Ella right away after he introduced her to them because they are against their relationship since she doesn’t belong to their world, and that is the time he realized his feelings for her started to get real. He couldn't stop himself from loving his beautiful roommate even if he knew she was way out of his league. Does Archer’s love for Mariela strong enough to stand up against his parents even if it means losing everything he has, including his inheritance? Can Mariela choose love over money the moment she realizes her younger sister's life is at stake and she is the only one who can save her? Warning: Have mature content in the later part of the story.
5.0
155 Chs
Can you share some funny creation myth stories?
2 answers
2024-11-08 05:12
One funny creation myth is from the Maori in New Zealand. They believe that the world was created by the god Io. Io first created the sky and the earth...
Share some funny made up creation stories.
1 answer
2024-11-06 06:35
Here's another. A magical unicorn was playing with its rainbow - colored mane one day. It got so tangled that when the unicorn shook its head in frustration, pieces of...
Can you share some funniest kids stories?
2 answers
2024-11-06 14:22
Well, here's a funny story. A kid once tried to paint his face like a superhero all by himself. He used so much paint that he looked more like a...
Can you share some of the funniest scary stories?
1 answer
2024-11-04 10:10
One funny scary story is about a vampire who is allergic to garlic but loves Italian food. He tries to order pizza without garlic but the pizza place keeps getting...
Can you share some of the funniest joke stories?
1 answer
2024-10-27 09:50
Well, there's a funny joke story. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!' Another story is about a guy who named his...
What is the funniest part of the funny Joe Hill story?
1 answer
2024-11-05 22:34
If the story was about Joe Hill's attempts at a new hobby, like painting. The funniest part might be when he thought he had created a masterpiece but it actually...
What is the funniest part of a funny birds and bees story?
1 answer
2024-11-05 20:22
Well, there was a story where a bird was so fascinated by the way bees build their hives. It decided to build a similar structure in its nest. So, it...
Can you share some of the funniest New Yorker stories?
2 answers
2024-11-13 09:01
Sure. There was one about a New Yorker who tried to hail a cab during a torrential downpour. He ended up chasing after the cab for three blocks because the...
Best friends funny stories: Share some of your best friends' funniest stories.
3 answers
2024-10-29 20:07
One time my best friend and I were at a zoo. He was trying to take a selfie with a camel and the camel suddenly licked his face right when...
What are some of the funniest funny meps stories you know?
3 answers
2024-11-09 05:03
Well, there was this MEP who was known for his clumsiness. During a photo - op with other MEPs, he tripped over a small step and nearly fell into a...
a
b
c
d
e
f
g
h
i
j
k
l
m
n
o
p
q
r
s
t
u
v
w
x
y
z