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Can you share some simple funny stories?

2024-11-06 19:15
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A man went to a restaurant. He ordered a steak. When the waiter brought it, the man noticed there was a fly on it. He said to the waiter, 'There's a fly on my steak. I'm not paying for this!' The waiter calmly replied, 'That's not a fly, sir. It's a piece of parsley. See, it doesn't fly away when I blow on it.' And then the waiter blew on it, and of course, the fly flew away.

Can I Have Simple Daily Life? Maybe Next Time (fanfic konosuba)

Can I Have Simple Daily Life? Maybe Next Time (fanfic konosuba)

Gin is a simple man. but extraordinary salesman workers. live without family and try to live in peace. after living life as usual and life is almost stable. suddenly died from rescuing a small child who fell from the 5th floor and then turned on by the goddess to live with Satou Kazuma as his younger brother "Maybe my own life first but now I have a family. Fine !! I'll take care of my older brother" Gin is excited. A few days later. "Gin, please ..." Kazuma with a burnt face and crying because forgetting to eat anything in his room. "Yosh. Now my life just wants to relax. But why is my big brother having trouble with something constantly? Troublesome" gin with a tired face but still trying to help because he saw his brother's troubles how does the MC's life suddenly have to be Kazuma younger brother and what fate will be accepted after this? --------------------------------------------- This novel is just a fanfic and not character origin. if you want to know the original story please watch Konosuba. thank you cover image not my but if the creator does not accept I used it. I will get Reid that too. English not my language but I will learn for best writer novel for now. I Will update 7 chapter/1 week thanks for you read my novel -------------------------------------------------------------- if you want support me and you can get access advance next chapter here : https://www.patreon.com/Daunloco if u want to join me my chat grup: https://discord.gg/CT2rxwK
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How Can You Call Me a Cheater?

How Can You Call Me a Cheater?

Foo, a bright young man that happens to be a computer genius, who excels in life by taking shortcuts when possible. If life was a game, he would definitely pick the easiest mode. Exams in school? Just read all the books once, and make sure you don’t forget the contents. Looking for a job? Make sure everyone around the boss knows just how perfect you are for the job. Having others bragging about your excellence is more trustworthy and gives plausible deniability. Quiz time? Let me just start my special search engine's voice recognition. Competing in soccer? Aw, how unfortunate, the opposing team 'somehow' got their clothes filled with itch-inducing powder, leading to a walkover. Playing a FPS game? Well, lets just have my own mouse driver software get some headshots while I watch a movie. It’s perfectly legit, as it just speeds up the response time so that it clicks before I even get to the computer. Gambling sites and online casinos? Data-mining, number-crunching and image recognition! By utilizing computer knowledge, solving problems is easy! Some might get jealous, but hey! Just be like me, and use your brains for once! However, in the modern era, the gangsters and other shady businesses are moving their turfs towards the internet and gaming circles. What happens when they realize that Foo was a threat to their profits? Well, no suspense here, they killed him. That’s the end of story... if you are to believe the god that greets him after his death. However, can this story get a fresh new start when Foo somehow ends up in a game-like medieval fantasy world? Or will the lack of modern tools, like his beloved computers or other modern conveniences, cut his story short yet again? ------------------------------ Also, thanks to SageDrunkKitty and Remteldanmarkius for proofreading the synopsis! Any errors still there are their fault! The fact that I might not have listened on them does not automatically make it my fault, okay?
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