Tell me some funny fart stories from BuzzFeed.

There was a time during a family dinner. My little cousin thought it would be funny to pretend that the dog had farted. He made a really loud noise under the table and then pointed at the dog. We all knew it was him, and we couldn't stop laughing.

Once there was a greentext that said a guy let out a really loud fart during a silent study session at the library. Everyone turned around and stared at him, but he just pretended like nothing happened and went back to reading. It was so funny.

There may be a story where a person's farts start to smell like the scent that lures some sort of mythical, terrifying creature in a BuzzFeed - inspired horror story. So, every time they fart, they are in danger of this creature showing up, and they have to find a way to either change the smell of their farts or keep the creature at bay. This could be a really wacky and unique horror story concept.

There was a man who went to a very quiet library. He sat down and suddenly, he had a fart that was long and loud. It was so unexpected that all the people around him stared at him in shock, and then they couldn't help but laugh. He was so embarrassed that he quickly left the library.

One story I remember from BuzzFeed's true ghost stories was about a family who moved into an old house. Strange noises started right away at night, like footsteps in the empty hallways. They also noticed cold spots in certain rooms, especially the attic. Eventually, they found out that the previous owner had passed away in the house and some believed his spirit still lingered.

One horror story could be getting lost in a remote area during a BuzzFeed - related vacation. Maybe the GPS stopped working and there were no signs around. It was a real nightmare as night fell and they had no idea where they were or how to get back to safety.

Well, once there was a guy on Craigslist who was selling his old couch. A potential buyer came over to check it out. As they were discussing the price, the seller accidentally let out a really loud fart. He was so embarrassed, but the buyer just burst out laughing. In the end, the buyer still bought the couch at a discounted price, saying it was for the 'entertainment value' of that fart.

Well, once on a date at a quiet coffee shop. I was really nervous and accidentally let out a little fart when I shifted in my seat. My date heard it and started laughing. We both ended up laughing so hard that the whole awkwardness just disappeared and we had a great time chatting after that.

One funny school story could be about a teacher who accidentally sat on a whoopee cushion that a student had placed on the chair. The whole class burst into laughter when they heard the loud noise. It was a classic prank that made the usually strict class environment really light - hearted for a moment.

There was also a story where the wedding cake was dropped right before the cutting ceremony. The best man tried to catch it but ended up with cake all over him. It was a total mess but everyone had a great laugh. They just went ahead and ate the cake off the floor (well, the clean parts).