What are some of the funniest public poop stories you've heard?

I heard about a situation at a zoo. One of the monkeys was constipated for days. When it finally pooped, all the other monkeys were jumping around it like it was a big celebration. The zookeepers were also very relieved and amused by the monkeys' reaction.

I heard about a public bathroom in a small town. There was a very old - fashioned hand - dryer there. One person put their hand under it, and it made this really loud screeching noise. Everyone in the bathroom started laughing. Then another person tried it, and the same thing happened. It became like a little comedy show in the bathroom that day.

There was a story of an IT team that was migrating data. They accidentally moved all the old photos from the company's archive to the CEO's personal folder. The CEO was quite surprised when he opened his folder and saw all those old memories. It made for a very funny situation.

I heard a story where a family moved into a new house. The bathroom always had a strange smell, like rotting something. Whenever they flushed the toilet, it would make a gurgling noise as if something was trying to come up. One day, the daughter was in the bathroom and she saw a black hand reaching out from the toilet bowl. She screamed and they never used that bathroom again.

Well, a friend of mine once told me that when he was a little boy, he got his head stuck between the railing of a fence while trying to peek at his neighbor's yard. His parents had to call the fire department to get him out. It was hilarious.

I heard a story where a girl thought she was sitting on something wet in the car. It turned out to be her period starting. She panicked at first but then when she told her mom, they both just burst out laughing about how clueless she was at that moment.

There was a furry hamster that built a really elaborate nest. But it kept adding more and more bedding until the whole cage was filled with bedding and you could barely see the hamster. It was so funny because it seemed to think the more bedding, the better its nest would be.

I heard about a BDSM scene where the submissive was supposed to be in a cage. But the cage was a bit too small. So, they were trying to get in a comfortable position and ended up looking like a contortionist. Their expressions were priceless and it was a very humorous sight.

I heard about a grandpa who was really into gardening. One day, he was so focused on watering his plants that he didn't notice he was watering his own shoes as well. His grandkids saw it and couldn't stop laughing. He was a bit embarrassed at first but then joined in the laughter. Grandparents often do things absent - mindedly that turn into really funny stories.

I heard a story about a grandmother who decided to learn skateboarding. She was so clumsy on it but she was determined. She ended up falling into a bush and came out with leaves all over her hair and clothes. It was really funny.