Tell me a very funny valentines day story you know.

One Valentine's Day, a guy decided to surprise his girlfriend by cooking her a special dinner. He had never really cooked before but was determined. He ended up burning the steak so badly it was like a black rock. But when his girlfriend saw the effort he put in, she just laughed and they ordered pizza instead. It was a funny and memorable Valentine's Day.

On Valentine's Day, a girl sent her boyfriend a box of cookies she made herself. She was so proud of them. But when he opened the box, he found that the cookies had all melted together into one big cookie blob. Instead of being sad, they named it the 'Valentine's Blob Cookie' and shared it while laughing about how it looked.

Once on Valentine's Day, a guy decided to surprise his girlfriend by dressing up as a giant teddy bear. He waited outside her house. But when she came out, she was so startled that she sprayed him with pepper spray thinking he was some sort of strange intruder. Luckily, he quickly took off the costume head and revealed himself. They ended up laughing about it all day.

There was a Valentines Day story about a couple, Jack and Rose. They had been together for years but had never really celebrated Valentine's Day in a big way. This year, Jack planned a special dinner at home. He decorated the living room with candles and balloons. He cooked her favorite meal. When Rose came home, she was so touched. They spent the evening dancing slowly to their favorite music, reminiscing about their relationship.

One Valentines Day, a young man named Tom wanted to surprise his girlfriend, Lily. He got up early and made a heart - shaped pancake for her. He then decorated their living room with roses and candles. When Lily woke up, she was so amazed and touched. They spent the whole day together, went for a walk in the park, and had a romantic dinner at their favorite restaurant. It was a simple yet very sweet Valentines Day for them.

One Valentine's Day, there was a young couple, Tom and Lily. They had been dating for a year. Tom planned a simple but romantic picnic in the park. He prepared Lily's favorite sandwiches and a bouquet of wildflowers he picked himself. They sat on the grass, sharing stories and dreams. As the sun set, Tom took out a handmade bracelet for Lily. It was a symbol of their love. Lily was so touched and they kissed, knowing their love was as beautiful as that Valentine's Day.

A couple had been together for a long time and their relationship had become a bit stale. On Valentine's Day, they went to a mountaintop to watch the sunset. As they sat there in silence, they both felt a spiritual connection re - awakening. They started to share their deepest dreams and fears. They realized that their relationship was more than just physical attraction or shared hobbies. It was a spiritual bond that they had almost forgotten, and that Valentine's Day became a turning point in their relationship to cherish this deeper connection.

There is another story. A long time ago, there was a young scholar. On the Chinese Valentines Day, he was strolling by a river. He saw a beautiful girl on the other side of the river. He was immediately attracted. He tried to find a way to cross the river to meet her. With great difficulty, he finally reached her. They talked and found that they had a lot in common. From that day on, they started a beautiful love story. Every year on this day, they would remember the moment they first met.

Emily was a single mother who worked hard every day. On Valentine's Day, her young son, Ben, used his pocket money to buy a small box of chocolates and a handmade card. He gave it to his mother and said, 'You are the best mommy in the world. I love you.' Emily was so touched. It was an unexpected and very happy Valentine's Day for her, showing that love doesn't always have to be romantic.

Cupid is a well - known figure in Valentine's Day lore. He is often depicted as a chubby, winged boy with a bow and arrow. According to the story, Cupid shoots his arrows at people, and those who are struck by his arrows fall in love. His actions are what bring the magic of love to couples on Valentine's Day.