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Tell a funny story about a cat that was just fat, not pregnant.

2024-11-07 02:37
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Well, once there was this cat at my neighbor's. Everyone thought it was pregnant as its belly was so big. But one day, it just jumped on the fence really clumsily, and the neighbor realized it was just fat. It was so funny seeing all those people's surprised faces when they found out.

I knew a cat that belonged to a friend. It had a bulging tummy, and we all assumed it was going to be a mother. My friend started preparing all these things for the upcoming kittens. But as time passed, there was no sign of pregnancy. Eventually, it was clear the cat was just fat. The funniest part was when the cat tried to squeeze into a small box, thinking it could still fit like it used to when it was thinner.

After Transmigrating, the Fat Wife Made a Comeback!

After Transmigrating, the Fat Wife Made a Comeback!

Qiao Mei transmigrated into a novel as a supporting character with the same name as her who lacked presence. This supporting character was a country bumpkin who couldn’t get married due to her obesity. According to the original script, this country girl Qiao Mei was a fatty spoiled by her grandfather. However, their relatives were all vicious and cruel people. Her grandfather had poor health, so once he died, the relatives would divide and swallow up his assets. Hence, her grandfather’s greatest wish was to marry Qiao Mei off. For this, even sacrificed and betrayed his good friend’s grandson, Xia Zhe. Grandpa got Xia Zhe drunk and had Qiao Mei forcibly take the strong and handsome Xia Zhe with her body which weighed more than two hundred pounds. Then, grandpa would catch them the next day and force Xia Zhe to marry Qiao Mei. However, that eventually caused the start of Qiao Mei’s unfortunate life. Also, in the original story, Qiao Mei took possession of Xia Zhe’s mysterious jade. But due to Qiao Mei’s stupidity, her cousin's sister had tricked Qiao Mei into giving her the jade, which resulted in the cousin’s family becoming rich. When Qiao Mei transmigrated here, it was during the awkward moment when she was making love to the man after making him drunk. She woke up groggily the next day and grandpa’s team had already appeared at the door. Qiao Mei was frightened. She didn’t want to proceed on the original path and marry a man who didn’t love her. And so, she lied and chased grandpa away. She also pushed the man out before forcing herself to look at her tanned and chubby reflection in the mirror! Alas, she cried at her ugly appearance… Like a sumo wrestler in large cloth underwear, even the plus-sized apparel shops didn’t have clothes in her size. And her face was the size of a pizza, a scorched pizza! Qiao Mei decided to reform her life! The first step, lose weight! The second step, clean up her room! She used to be particular about cleanliness, and although her current house had a huge courtyard, she could only describe it as messy! The third step was to hold onto the jade tightly so her greedy cousin wouldn’t stand a chance! Only, wasn’t the tall and handsome Xia Zhe supposed to hate her according to the original story? Why was he being nicer and nicer to her?
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The Devil King of fast wear was a little sweet

The Devil King of fast wear was a little sweet

Xia Ling wanted to run, but no matter where she went, she could always see the devil king with a gentle and malicious look in his eyes. "Xia Xia, where are you running to? " [1v1, sweeter than ever ] "..." Text: Yan Luo Bai, "fast wear, flirt: Plan to save the fallen boss"
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ONS: Pregnant With CEO's Baby

ONS: Pregnant With CEO's Baby

Jeanne was only 18 years old when her stepmother and step sister framed her and caused her to lose everything. She was thrown out of the house by her father for trying to resist. 7 years later, Jeanne came back for vengeance with a mysterious son by her side—George. People mocked her for being a single mother and called her son a fatherless child. “Who are you calling a fatherless child? You wouldn’t like me when I’m mad,” George threatened. “Lay low, George! Don’t ruin the fun! I haven’t had enough,” Jeanne said as she wanted to enjoy her revenge, leaving the boy speechless. Jeanne later met the infamous Fourth Master Swan at a charity ball. The man with the handsome looks and cold temperament called her to a corner and said, “I like you.” Everyone was shocked, including Jeanne. “I’m a single mother and I have a child. Are you sure you like me?” she said. “I actually… like your child!” Everyone else was shocked when Fourth Master Swan married Jeanne but only his sly self knew that he had gotten not one, but two, important players to this chess game that he was playing.
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Smart Cultivation System: I Just Want To Keep Low-profile

Smart Cultivation System: I Just Want To Keep Low-profile

[I have led a cautious life, but the system keeps trying to do me in] "Ding Dong!" "Welcome to the Smart Cultivation System!" "You have chosen to cultivate the Bone Forging Art. The system will start cultivating for you. The system has detected that the host is missing the Bone Tempering Pill. Please wait a moment..." "Ding Dong!" "The system successfully stole ten Bone Tempering Pills for you, and the cultivation will continue..." "Important reminder, while the system is cultivating, you will lose lose control of the body..." After getting the Smart Cultivation System, Pei Ling began to grow stronger rapidly. He was prepared to become a deity until one day... "Ding Dong!" "You have chosen to cultivate an unknown technique. The system has identified this as a dual cultivation method. The system will start to cultivate for you. The system has detected that the host is missing a Dao Partner. The system is looking for a Dao Partner for you..." So, Pei Ling watched as he ran to the fairy's training room next door, drugged her, and carried her into his room...
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A Necromancer Who Just Wants to Plant Trees

A Necromancer Who Just Wants to Plant Trees

Matthew found himself transported to a game world. He realized that there seemed to be something wrong with his system. [Class: Necromancer Quest: Planting Trees Goal: 1000 trees Reward: Summoning 'Skeleton Dragon' & a large amount of EXP] From then on, a Necromancer who believed in balance even more than a Druid was born.
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I Was Caught Up in a Hero Summoning, but That World Is at Peace

I Was Caught Up in a Hero Summoning, but That World Is at Peace

It all happened so abruptly. After finally grasping my situation, I found myself in an entirely different world. Looking around, I noticed others in the same predicament… Could this possibly be one of those Hero developments? Was there a tyrannical Demon Lord needing extermination, or would I be tossed into the maelstrom of war? Whatever it was, I was afraid. I never wanted to be a Hero. I don’t want to harm another…… Ignore the nonsense I was spouting; there was nothing to fret over. The Demon Lord was slain a thousand years ago, and 800 years had passed since the last war. The nobles didn’t treat us summoned like tr*sh; instead, we were kindly cared for. The Demons have been on good terms with Humans for some time now. Dangers, such as monsters, were being taken care of by the Guild and the Order of Knights. What’s more surprising is the fact that I wasn’t even a hero! Instead, I was unintentionally summoned! It also turns out that this world was a world in which the three races, the Spirit World’s Magical Races, the Celestial World’s Divine Races, and the Mortal World’s Human Races, are kind neighbours. Here, everyone lives a peaceful and fulfilling life. In summary, this other world was――at peace. What’s my plan for the future? For my limited stay here, I will live this world to its fullest; going on a cultural exchange, sightseeing, then, after experiencing the festival that is only held once every ten years, …… I shall safely return home. However, despite my lust for a peaceful last year before returning, this planet’s heavyweights have begun amassing around me, and……
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What are some signs that a cat with a big belly is just fat and not pregnant?

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2024-11-07 01:22

A fat cat may continue to have a normal appetite and not have the increased appetite often associated with pregnancy. Its nipples may not become enlarged or change in color like they would in a pregnant cat. And if you gently press on its belly, a fat cat's fat will be more evenly distributed and feel different from the firmness you might expect in a pregnant cat's womb.

Tell me a 'a big fat cat story'.

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2024-11-18 20:18

Once upon a time, there was a big fat cat. It lived in a cozy little house. The cat was so fat that it could barely run. Every day, it just sat by the window, watching the birds outside. It dreamed of catching one, but its size made it too slow. One day, a kind neighbor started to feed it less food, hoping to help it lose some weight. Slowly, the cat began to move more and became a bit more active.

Tell a story about a funny cat poster.

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2024-12-09 09:28

Once there was a funny cat poster. It had a chubby orange cat with the most hilarious expression. The cat's eyes were wide open as if it had just seen something astonishing. Its tongue was sticking out a bit, making it look really goofy. People who passed by couldn't help but stop and laugh at this cute poster.

Tell me a funny story about a cat.

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2024-11-08 08:28

Once there was a cat named Whiskers. It saw its own reflection in the mirror and thought it was another cat. So it started hissing and puffing up its fur. When it realized it was just its own reflection, it got so embarrassed that it ran and hid under the couch. It was really funny to see how silly it was.

Tell me the story of 'the big fat cat story'.

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2024-11-10 23:27

Once upon a time, there was a big fat cat. It lived in a cozy little house. This cat was very lazy and loved to eat all day. It would often steal food from its neighbors. One day, it got so fat that it couldn't even chase the mice anymore. Eventually, the cat realized it needed to change its ways and started to exercise a little and eat less. And that's the story of the big fat cat.

Tell a fat wife affair pregnant story.

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2024-10-29 21:33

A fat wife in a small town had an affair. The town was full of gossips. She met a man during a trip. They had a passionate affair. Soon she discovered she was pregnant. She knew she couldn't keep this a secret for long. She first told her best friend who advised her to be honest with her husband. With great trepidation, she told her husband. Her husband was furious and wanted to divorce. But after thinking it over, he realized that he still loved his wife and they could try to make a new start with the new baby on the way.

Tell a funny story about pregnant Moana.

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2024-12-10 08:52

Well, one funny story could be that pregnant Moana still tries to go on her little adventures around the island. She waddles to the beach, and the ocean waves seem to be extra gentle with her as if they know she's in a special state. The little sea creatures come closer to her than ever before, and she has to shoo them away gently while laughing at their curiosity.

Tell me about a funny cat behavior story.

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2024-12-01 15:00

I heard about a cat that would always try to 'help' its owner type on the computer. Whenever the owner sat at the desk, the cat would jump on the keyboard and walk all over it, leaving a trail of random characters on the screen. It was both annoying and hilarious for the owner.

Tell me a funny cat story.

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2024-11-13 23:08

Once there was a cat named Whiskers. One day, Whiskers saw a fishbowl for the first time. It was so intrigued that it tried to reach into the bowl to get the fish. But it miscalculated and ended up with its paw in the water and its whole body falling forward. It was so shocked that it ran away from the fishbowl as fast as it could.

Tell me the plot of the fat cat children's story.

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2024-12-09 13:32

The fat cat in the story might be a lazy one. It probably likes to eat a lot and sleep. Maybe it gets into some funny situations because of its fatness, like getting stuck in small places or having trouble chasing mice if it's that kind of cat in the story.

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