What are some really hilarious father - in - law stories?

I know of a tradie who was supposed to be building a fence. He was so excited about a new power tool he had just bought that he started using it without really reading the instructions. He ended up cutting the wrong pieces of wood and had to start all over again. His colleagues still tease him about it to this day.

Once, a young guy was stopped and he had painted his car to look like a giant banana. When the officer asked why, he said he was promoting a new smoothie place. The officer was so entertained that he went to the smoothie place later that day. He just gave the driver a few safety tips and sent him on his way.

At a law school party, a group of students were playing a game where they had to recite a legal principle if they lost a turn. One student got so flustered that he mixed up two completely different laws and made up a really absurd 'new law' on the spot. Everyone burst out laughing, and it became a running joke among them for weeks.

My neighbor and her boyfriend had a funny moment. They were at a concert. The boyfriend was so into the music that he started dancing like nobody was watching. He was doing the silliest moves and his girlfriend was both mortified and amused at the same time. In the end, she joined him and they had a great time.

Here's another joke. What's a gardener's favorite type of movie? A plant - based thriller! It combines the idea of plants which are central to gardening with the genre of thriller movies in a humorous way.

There was this one time when a co - worker was wearing high heels. She was walking really fast to catch up with someone, and she stepped on a loose tile. Her heel got stuck, and she ended up doing a really awkward dance - like movement to try and free it. Another funny accident was when a guy was using a photocopier. He had a long tie on, and it got caught in the copier's rollers. As he tried to pull it out, he accidentally knocked over the entire copier. Then, there was a woman who thought the office microwave was done beeping, but it wasn't. When she opened it, a big puff of steam came out and made her scream in surprise.

My friend once had a squirrel get into their attic. It made so much noise that they thought it was a burglar. They called the police. By the time the police arrived, the squirrel had found its way out through a small hole. The whole situation was quite funny especially when the police were looking all serious for an intruder that didn't exist.

A lot of people have 'father in law horror stories' about him being overbearing. He might invite himself over to the couple's house all the time without prior notice. It makes the couple feel like they have no privacy. Also, some fathers - in - law can be very controlling when it comes to finances, especially if they are well - off. They might try to dictate how the couple should spend their money or even withhold financial support if the couple doesn't follow their wishes.

One story could be about an Indian father - in - law who was very traditional and initially had a hard time accepting his daughter - in - law's modern career choices. But over time, as he saw her dedication and success, he slowly changed his views and became one of her biggest supporters.

There was a time when my father - in - law attempted to bake a cake for my mother - in - law's birthday. He had no idea what he was doing. He put salt instead of sugar in the batter. When it came out looking all wrong and tasting horrible, he said 'This is a new type of health cake - low - sugar, high - salt for a unique taste!'.