Ren and Stimpy, are you available to read a bedtime story?

Well, I'm not the Ren or Stimpy you're asking for. However, here's a bedtime story. In a far - away land, there was a magical castle. Inside the castle, there lived a kind wizard. The wizard had a pet dragon. One day, a brave knight came to the castle. He wanted to ask the wizard for help because his kingdom was in danger. The wizard and the knight, along with the dragon, set off on a journey to save the kingdom. They faced many challenges, but with their combined powers, they managed to defeat the evil forces and save the day.

Well, in a Ren and Stimpy bedtime story. Ren was already in his small bed, but Stimpy was still up playing with a little toy mouse. Ren yelled at Stimpy to come to bed. Stimpy slowly made his way, carrying the mouse with him. He climbed into the bed next to Ren. Ren started to tell Stimpy a scary story about a monster that ate cats and dogs who didn't go to sleep on time. Stimpy got a bit scared and cuddled up closer to Ren. Ren, feeling a bit guilty for scaring Stimpy, then started to sing a soft lullaby that his mother used to sing to him when he was a kitten. Before long, Stimpy was asleep, and Ren soon followed, with the moonlight shining on their little bed.

Here's a funny one. Stimpy thought it would be a great idea to tell Ren a bedtime story, but Stimpy's stories were always so strange. He started talking about a giant pickle that came to life and wanted to be friends with a toothbrush. Ren was trying so hard not to laugh because he thought he should be serious at bedtime. But Stimpy's silly voices for the pickle and the toothbrush were too much. Ren finally burst out laughing. And then they both got so tired from all the laughing that they just flopped down and went to sleep right there on the floor.

Once upon a time, Ren and Stimpy decided to go on a picnic. Ren packed some sandwiches and Stimpy brought his favorite toy, Log. They found a nice spot by the river. But then, a big storm came. Ren got all grumpy but Stimpy just laughed and started dancing in the rain. Ren finally joined in and they had a great time getting all wet and muddy.

I'm not sure exactly, but there have been a number of them over the years. It's hard to give a precise count.

It depends. Some rare or special editions of Ren and Stimpy comics can be quite valuable, but the majority might not be worth a significant amount.

One dark night, Ren and Stimpy were in their old, creaky house. The wind was howling outside. Suddenly, they heard strange noises coming from the attic. Ren was scared but Stimpy, being the brave one this time, decided to go check it out. As he climbed the stairs, he saw a shadowy figure. Stimpy let out a scream and ran back down. Ren and Stimpy huddled together in fear until morning came and they realized it was just an old curtain blowing in the wind.

Rather than focusing on this specific type of fanfic, you could explore other general 'Ren and Stimpy' fan - created content such as fan art or positive fan - written stories that stay true to the spirit of the original show.

It could also potentially have themes related to breaking norms and re - imagining the characters in new ways. But these fanfics would be a very different take on the much - loved characters and might not be well - received by all fans of the original show as they deviate so much from the source material.

I'm not sure where to specifically find 'stimpy loves ren fan fiction'. You could try searching on some well - known fan fiction websites like Archive of Our Own or FanFiction.net.