What are the funniest stoned stories you know?

A delivery man was delivering a cake. When he reached the destination, he opened the box to check if it was okay. But his dog, who was in the truck, jumped out and took a big bite out of the cake. The delivery man was so embarrassed when he had to explain to the customer what happened.

Another funny aspect of Archimedes' stories is his rivalry. He had some disputes with other scholars. In one instance, he presented his ideas in such a confident and over - the - top manner that it was almost comical. He knew he was brilliant and didn't hold back in showing it. His way of dealing with academic challenges had a certain humor to it as he was always so self - assured in his knowledge.

A great joke story is about a man who goes to a pet store. He asks for a parrot that can sing. The store owner gives him a parrot. The man takes it home, but the parrot won't sing. He takes it back to the store and says, 'This parrot won't sing.' The store owner says, 'Oh, you want a singer? You should have asked for a canary!' This shows how misunderstandings can lead to funny situations. Another story could be about a duck that goes into a store and asks for some grapes. The clerk says, 'We don't sell grapes here, we sell groceries.' The duck says, 'Oh, well, no grapes then. Thanks anyway.' It's the simple and unexpected responses that make these joke stories so funny.

A rabbit once tried to imitate a kangaroo. It hopped around on its hind legs and made everyone laugh. But it got tired very quickly and fell flat on its face.

A friend of mine had a strange 'stalking' experience. There was a parrot that would wait for him outside his apartment every morning. It would mimic his voice when he said hello. Turns out the parrot escaped from a nearby house and just liked my friend's voice.

I know a story where an archer was teaching a newbie. The newbie was so eager to show what he learned that he didn't pay attention to his form. When he shot, the arrow flew in a zig - zag pattern and landed in a puddle. The archer and the onlookers were in stitches. It was a reminder that proper form is really important in archery, but it also made for a really funny moment.

One funny Akpos story is when he tried to help his mother cook. His mother asked him to get some salt. He brought back a whole bag of sugar instead, saying it looked like salt. His mother was both shocked and amused.

A funny yoga story is that a woman wore a really loose - fitting top to yoga class. When she was doing an inverted pose, her top fell over her head. She was so shocked at first but then started laughing, and the whole class joined in. It was a very comical moment.

There is a story about Poseidon and a dolphin. Poseidon was in a hurry to get somewhere and he asked a dolphin to give him a ride. The dolphin, being a bit mischievous, swam in circles for a while before finally taking Poseidon where he wanted to go. Poseidon was so frustrated but also couldn't help but laugh at the dolphin's antics. It was a comical moment in the underwater world.

In a cheese shop, a customer asked for the smelliest cheese. The shopkeeper gave him a very strong - smelling cheese. The customer opened it right there and the smell was so overpowering that everyone in the shop started coughing and laughing at the same time. The customer, instead of being embarrassed, joined in the laughter and said it was exactly what he wanted.