Real Male Fart Stories: What Are Some Embarrassing Ones?

One time, my friend was on a first date at a really nice restaurant. They had eaten some beans earlier without realizing. Mid - conversation, a small but audible fart slipped out. They were mortified, but their date just laughed it off and said it was no big deal. It was so embarrassing for my friend at first, but in the end, it actually made the date more relaxed.

I was in a crowded elevator. A woman accidentally farted. It was silent but smelled awful. She tried to play it off by coughing loudly, but we all knew what had happened. People started fanning the air with their hands.

A girl was in a meeting. She had eaten a lot of beans for lunch. Suddenly, she couldn't hold it in and farted. It smelled really bad. She was extremely embarrassed and started apologizing profusely to everyone in the room.

Well, once I was in a really quiet library. I had eaten a lot of beans for lunch. All of a sudden, I felt this huge pressure in my stomach. Before I could hold it in, I let out a really loud fart. Everyone around me looked up, and I could feel my face turn bright red. It was so embarrassing that I just grabbed my stuff and ran out of the library as fast as I could.

In my high school English class, a boy in the back row farted during a very quiet reading time. It was like a trumpet blast. The whole class burst into laughter, and the teacher had to wait for a while to regain control.

There was this girl in my class. During a very quiet exam, she accidentally farted. It was quite loud. She was so embarrassed and her face turned red. But then we all kind of giggled, and it became a funny memory.

Well, if a girl farts in a public setting and is really embarrassed, she could make a light - hearted comment about it. For example, she could say something like 'Oops, my stomach is having a mind of its own today!' This shows that she's not too uptight about it and can make others around her more at ease. Another option is to just act like it didn't happen if it was a very quiet and unobtrusive fart and hope that no one really noticed.

My friend told me that he was in a crowded elevator. He had a big breakfast that morning. As the elevator stopped at each floor, he felt more and more gassy. Eventually, he couldn't hold it any longer and let out a really long and smelly fart. Everyone in the elevator just stared at him, and he said he wished he could disappear right then.

Yes, I once knew a guy who accidentally let out a really loud fart during a very quiet moment in a library. Everyone turned to look at him and he was so embarrassed that his face turned bright red. He tried to pretend it wasn't him but it was quite obvious.

I heard about a mom who was baking cookies with her kids. She bent over to get something from the oven and a little fart noise came. The kids looked at her in surprise and then started laughing. She was so embarrassed that she ran out of the kitchen for a moment. But later, they all laughed about it and it became a fun memory in their family.