There was a drunk driver who drove into a field thinking it was a driveway. When the police arrived, he was happily sitting in his car, munching on some grass he had picked from the field, completely oblivious to what he had done.
A drunk driver once tried to park his car in a mailbox. He backed up and inched forward multiple times, convinced that his small car could fit into that tiny mailbox space. The neighbors watched in disbelief until the police came and sorted out the situation.
One story is about a drunk driver who thought his car was a horse. He started making horse noises and trying to 'ride' the steering wheel as if it were a saddle. He got pulled over and was very confused when the police officer told him he was in a car, not on a horse.
Sure. Once my friend got drunk and thought he was a famous singer. He climbed on a table in the bar and started singing at the top of his lungs. His singing was so off - key but he was so confident that everyone in the bar was laughing.
Sure. One time my friend got drunk and thought he could talk to the pigeons in the park. He was following them around, trying to have a full conversation as if they could understand him. It was hilarious.
I remember a drunk story where a man thought he could talk to animals after having too much to drink. He sat in the park and started having a full - blown conversation with a squirrel. He was asking it about its day and offering it peanuts from his pocket, all while the squirrel just stared at him blankly. It was so funny to watch.
Yes. There was a drunk man who drove his car onto a sidewalk and stopped right in front of a bench. He then got out of the car and sat on the bench, asking the passers - by if they knew where his car was. He completely forgot that he had just been driving it.
Sure! One time a student driver was so nervous that he mistook the gas pedal for the brake and ended up driving onto the sidewalk. Fortunately, no one was hurt. Another student thought the windshield wipers were the turn signal and kept turning them on and off while trying to make a turn.
One story is about a driver who was so distracted by a really large bug on his windshield. He was swatting at it while driving and accidentally drove into a ditch. Luckily, he wasn't seriously hurt, but it was a close call that could have been much worse.
Here's one. A driver test candidate was so focused on looking at the rear - view mirror that he didn't notice the stop sign right in front of him and went straight through it. Another candidate was driving too slowly during the highway part of the test because he was afraid of going too fast and making a mistake. The examiner had to keep telling him to speed up a bit.
Sure. One time a truck driver was on a long haul and he had his radio on. He started singing really loudly along to his favorite song. But he didn't realize his mic was open and all the other truckers on the channel could hear him. They started cheering and joining in on the song, and it turned into a big impromptu concert on the radio waves.
There was an uber driver who had a group of college students in his car. They started singing really loudly and off - key to a popular song. Instead of getting annoyed, the driver joined in and they all had a great time. It made for a really funny and memorable ride.
There was this limo driver who picked up a very drunk businessman. The man was so out of it that he started singing at the top of his lungs all kinds of old songs. The driver joined in and they had a mini karaoke session in the limo all the way to the man's destination. It was quite a hilarious scene.