Can you share some long pun stories?

Well, there's the pun story about the guy who ate a clock. He said it was very time - consuming. Also, two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Sure. Here's one: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. This plays on the double meaning of 'turn into' - the magical transformation and simply entering a place.

Here are some pun stories for you. There was a mushroom who couldn't understand why he was invited to all the parties. Because he was a fungi (fun guy). Then there's the story about the cross - eyed teacher. She couldn't control her pupils. And a book just fell on my head. I've only got my shelf (self) to blame.

One short pun story is about a bear who went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You have a cavity.' The bear replied, 'Gimme some honey and it'll be all right.' Another good one is that a book just fell on my head. I've only got myshelf to blame.

Sure. There's the one where Rudolph the red - nosed reindeer's nose is so bright because he uses it as a Rudolph - os (Rudolph's nose as a flashlight - 'Rudolph - os' sounding like 'flashlights'). It's a fun way to combine the character of Rudolph with a common object in a punny way.

Another one. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. (The pun is on 'lost interest' which can mean both losing the feeling of being interested and losing money in the context of banking.)

Sure. Here's one: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is: Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

A good pun story could be about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda. He was lucky it was a soft drink. Puns often use the double - meaning of words to create humor. For example, in the first pun, 'turned into' has a literal and a comical sense. In the second, the different meanings of 'flies' are used. And in the third, 'soft drink' can mean both a type of beverage and something not hard.

I'm not sure specifically what "big pun abuse stories" you mean. But if it's about someone misusing big puns in a comical or inappropriate way, perhaps in a writing competition where a person overuses big and complex puns to the point it becomes annoying rather than funny.

Sure. There's the story of a gardener named Green. When someone asked him about his new plants, he said 'They're growing greener by the day, it's plant -astic!' Another is about a pizza maker named Pete. When a customer asked if the pizza was fresh, Pete said 'It's pizza -fyingly fresh!'