Share some new dad funny stories.

When I was at a school fair and about to ride a rickety old roller coaster, my dad inspected it thoroughly. He pointed out every little loose bolt and told the operator it wasn't safe for his 'precious child'. The operator was a bit annoyed but fixed the issues. Dad stood there the whole time to make sure I had a safe ride. It was both funny and heartwarming to see him be so protective.

One funny dad birth story is about a dad who was so nervous during the delivery that he fainted right when the baby was about to be born. When he woke up, he saw his wife holding the baby and he was so embarrassed. Another one is a dad who accidentally locked himself out of the delivery room while running to get ice chips for his wife. He had to bang on the door until a nurse let him back in. And there was a dad who thought the baby would come out clean as a whistle, but when he first held the newborn, the baby pooped all over his new shirt.

Sure. One time my dad was trying to fix the sink. He had all these tools spread out and when he finally thought he got it right, he turned on the water and it sprayed everywhere. He just stood there soaking wet, looking so surprised and we all couldn't stop laughing.

Sure. Once my dad tried to fix the sink. He ended up getting water all over himself. He looked like a drowned rat but was laughing so hard at his own clumsiness.

Well, there was this dad who always made his son wear a helmet even when just walking around the house. He was afraid the son might bump his head on something. One time, the son had to answer the door with the helmet on, and the delivery guy was really confused.

Well, there was this instance when my dad was cooking breakfast. He wanted to make pancakes but got distracted by the TV. When he finally remembered the pancakes, they were all burnt black. He just stared at them in disbelief and then we all had a good laugh.

One single dad was doing his daughter's hair for school. He had no idea how to make a ponytail and ended up with a big messy knot on top of her head. But his daughter thought it was the coolest 'new style' and went to school proudly showing it off.

Well, my dad once went to the store to buy period products for my sister. He was so embarrassed that he accidentally grabbed a box of diapers instead. When he got home and realized his mistake, we all had a good laugh.

Sure. Once my dad tried to cook pancakes. He mixed up the salt and the sugar, and the pancakes came out really salty. We all had a good laugh when he took a big bite and made a funny face.

Well, there was a dad and son who decided to bake a cake together. The son accidentally put salt instead of sugar. When they tasted the cake, their faces were priceless. But instead of being mad, the dad said it was a new 'experimental' cake flavor. They then made a new cake properly and had a great time sharing it with the family.