I Hate My Job Funny Stories: Can You Share Some?

Talent? Unnecessary! Wealth? Doesn’t matter! Brain? Eat it! Even if one was the greatest of gutter trashes with zero redeemable qualities, as long as they had a System, they are bound to reach the pinnacle of life. Compass Carburettor, a dirt-poor orphan with absolutely zero f**king qualities managed to reach the peak of the business world by the age of 35, all while relying on his Money-Making System like a blinded barnacle. But at the peak of his life, he was betrayed by his System. ------------------- [Sister novel released (Same Universe): "Post-Apocalyptic Dispatch Society"] ------------------- Check out all my projects here: http://bit.ly/wn_venus ------------------- Join my Discord server: https://discord.gg/Q544Bxu Contact me through my Discord ID: Overlord_Venus#9364 Or through my email: mistameeee@gmail.com Follow me on Instagram @overlord_venus

Gazing at the Starbucks café at the airports had become a ritual for her. A desperate attempt as she hoped against hope to see him again, probably get one more chance to kiss him again. Looking at the store all lost, she walked ahead, but stumbled and bumped against someone.  The cup of coffee that he had in his hand spilled all over just like the first time when she had met him.  "Jesus Christ", he muttered.  The moment she heard the voice she looked up and saw his face. It was the same face that had promised to stay next to her, till death did them apart. Tears flooded her eyes and she could barely speak, "I knew you would come back for me Raymond". She raised herself on her toes in an attempt to kiss him, but he blocked her lips with his palm. "Whoa, whoa, Miss !!! I guess you have mistaken me for someone else." "What are you saying, Raymond? It's me, your Akira. The love of your life, your fiancée," she said and stretched her hand showing the ring on her finger. He stared at the ring for quite some time and then looked at her face apologetically and said,  "Miss please, I am already a married man." And then he silently walked away. ----- [Instagram - niharikabhol] [Join me on discord at] https://discord.gg/cPVJ69e [Warning: This novel has mature content. Reader's discretion advised]

"I'm not going to let him take you away from me again!! Not in this lifetime or even the next one and the next! You can only be mine! Only mine!" ... If you were given a chance to return ten years back in time, what would you do? In every dramatic story, the wronged and scorned MC would definitely wish to spend that chance to rise again as someone smarter, wittier and stronger to seek success and revenge. That is a given. However, for Luo Xiaolei, the world rotates clockwise for her. In her previous life, Luo Xiaolei was the badass avenger. She spent her youth climbing up to the top, reclaiming what was supposed to be hers and destroying the people who tortured her when she was young, mercilessly taking revenge on the people responsible for her mother’s death. She was a survivor. However, in the end, when she finally succeeded in attaining both her revenge and goals, just when she thought that it was time for her happy ending, on her wedding night, the cycle of revenge continued and another avenger rose to take her life. In the end, she was cornered until she fell off the veranda. But she didn’t die. She miraculously returned to ten years ago. She was given the chance to re-live her life again- what will she do? Will she take the path of revenge all over again? ___ Yu Chen, the man dubbed as 'the devil' of the business world and rumored to be heartless and ruthless was the type of man in every girl's dream. He was gorgeous as hell, ultra rich and powerful, but he was rumored to be bent because of his dislike to women. But one night, a girl finally caught his attention. He decided to pursue her because he thought it was boring to get her by force. However, before he could even begin to do anything, the girl appeared before him and suddenly proposed to him. .... Thus, the pursue game, no, the pursue war began. *** Instagram @kazzenlx.x This author's other book: > I Love You, Monster > Hellbound With You *** *cover is mine so don't use it. Art by @azihidalgo

“Commander Lu, there are rumors that we are sleeping together, we have a fling!” He looked up from under the blanket and slowly got up. “What do you want from me?” “Deny it, say it’s fake, stop it from spreading…” He pushed her against the wall, blocking her mouth by a rough kiss. “Mrs. Lu, we have to substantiate the rumor.” Before she was born again, what she had been doing was staying away from him! After she was born again, what she always wanted to do was give him offsprings! Lu Xingzhi strived for two personal mottos his entire life: First, it was illegal to undermine military marriage. Two, Jiang Yao was his in this eternity, till death do they part.

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"The world underwent a mutation that year. The game world appeared in reality and various disasters started to ravage the world. To resist all of this, everyone had to plan for their job choice, manically level up, and strive to become stronger. There were mages, warriors, knights, and summoners—over 100 different kinds of jobs. This was a job that a person would be stuck with his entire life. Thus, everyone chose cautiously. Out of this dazzling array of jobs, Moses picked Knight—which had the most average ability value—to be his job. At the same time, he also awakened the Hundredfold Increase System. ""Ding! Detected that the host learned Shielding. The skill has become Absolute Defense after the hundredfold increase!"" ""Ding! Detected that the host learned Defensive Domain. The skill has become No Damage Domain after the hundredfold increase!"" At the same time, Moses also discovered that his job could evolve infinitely! ""Ding! Detected that the host's Knight job has met the conditions for a hundredfold increase. The job has become Great Knight... Paladin... Impregnable Fortress!"