Tell me an embarrassing first date fart story.

One time, my friend was on a first date at a really nice restaurant. They had eaten some beans earlier without realizing. Mid - conversation, a small but audible fart slipped out. They were mortified, but their date just laughed it off and said it was no big deal. It was so embarrassing for my friend at first, but in the end, it actually made the date more relaxed.

Yes, I once had a first date at a quiet restaurant. I accidentally let out a small fart when we were sitting in silence. I was so embarrassed and tried to play it off by coughing loudly. Thankfully, my date didn't seem to notice much.

If it happens, don't overreact. Acting like it's not a big deal can sometimes make it seem less embarrassing. You can quickly change the topic to something interesting, like asking your date about their favorite travel destination. Also, if possible, find a way to excuse yourself briefly to get some fresh air and compose yourself.

Well, on my friend's first date, they were at a nice restaurant. They were a bit nervous and accidentally let out a small fart while the waiter was taking their order. They were so embarrassed, but the other person just started laughing and said it made them more human. It actually broke the ice and they ended up having a great time.

Well, once I was in a really quiet library. I had eaten a lot of beans for lunch. All of a sudden, I felt this huge pressure in my stomach. Before I could hold it in, I let out a really loud fart. Everyone around me looked up, and I could feel my face turn bright red. It was so embarrassing that I just grabbed my stuff and ran out of the library as fast as I could.

At a slumber party, a girl thought she was alone in the room and farted loudly. But then she realized that her friend was just about to enter the room. Her friend heard it and they both ended up laughing about it, but the girl was initially very embarrassed.

In case it smells really bad, you could excuse yourself and go to the bathroom. Spray some perfume or something when you come back. Then, when you return, change the topic to something more interesting to distract from the incident.

According to many such stories, you can simply apologize and then move on quickly. Don't let it linger and make it a bigger deal. I know of a story where the person who farted quickly said sorry and then changed the topic to something really interesting, and they ended up having a great first date anyway.

Well, I'm not sure of the exact stories off the top of my head. But I can imagine that maybe he showed up late for a date, or accidentally spilled something on his date. Another possibility could be that he told a joke that didn't go over well and it made the date a bit awkward.

I had my own embarrassing first date. I wore a new pair of high - heeled shoes. I thought I looked great. But as we were walking to the park, I stepped on a stone and my heel broke. I had to limp all the way to a bench. I was so embarrassed. I could tell my date was trying not to laugh. It was really a nightmare.