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Can you share some sex funny stories?

2024-11-08 12:25
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One day, a woman was getting ready for a date. She put on a new dress that was a bit tight. As she was walking to meet her date, the zipper on the back of the dress started to come down slowly. By the time she reached the date, her dress was almost falling off. They both found it hilarious and she quickly went to fix it.

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Forced out by her step-mother, she was driven to desperation and had no way of surviving other than to sign herself away and marry herself into a rich and influential family. Three years into the marriage, her wealthy husband had spoiled her to heavens. The only problem was that they had no inheritors in their family. Inside the luxurious mansion, Pei Qiqi angrily threw a stack of newspaper onto the man, “The article is claiming that I am a hen who cannot lay eggs! But Tang Yu, it’s you who has issues!” The man put down the newspaper and agreed to what his young wife was saying, “Why would they write false information? Your zodiac is the pig!” “Tang! Yu!” She stomped her feet out of anger. The man grinned, “So what we have no kids? You are my little baby.” Pei Qiqi thought, how did this scene change so fast!
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Taboo Incest sex stories

Taboo Incest sex stories

some sort stories of taboo This story is a complete work of fiction; any resemblance to anyone, alive or dead is pure coincidence. All of the characters in this story are 18 years and older.
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Endless  Pampering Only For You

Endless Pampering Only For You

As childhood sweethearts, they were made to engage under the manipulations of their families. It involved having to to live in the same room and sleep together. One night, she is accidentally made drunk, and in his delirium, he kisses her only to realize he enjoys it. From time to time, he would sneak a kiss on her, but his “crime” is eventually discovered in an accident. After being accused by her, he says with a smile, “You are my wife, why can’t I kiss you?” The two people’s daily routine is full of bickering and mutual discrediting of each other. Although he claims to disparage, he actually cares intensely about her. He feels crazily jealous when she is close to other men, to the point of tying her to his side, so that she becomes exclusively his. Tags: Campus Love, Childhood Sweethearts, Pampering Romance
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3442 Chs
The Rest Of My Life Is For You

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

Yu Yuehan is the usual rich, perfect, aloof president—the richest man in City H; but one day, a female toddler suddenly appears in his life as his daughter! Despite being certain that he has never touched a woman before, DNA tests certify that the toddler is his! He soon becomes a good 'daddi' for the little toddler, Xiao Liuliu. Two years later, for some inexplicable reason, Xiao Liuliu becomes very fond of a trial nurse, Nian Xiaomu, hired to take care of her. Nian Xiaomu has a strong personality and refuses to let anyone bully her. Constantly wary that anyone might cause harm to his daughter, Yu Yuehan keeps a constant watch over Nian Xiaomu. However, his black-bellied daughter has plans for her father up her sleeves… Over time, Nian Xiaomu reveals her charming side bit by bit; and for the first time in his life, Yu Yuehan is drawn in by this mysterious woman… Keywords: Mysterious Daughter, Cute Daughter, Aloof, Nurse, Strong Woman Cute Scene: "Daddi, you are so handsome!" Xiao Liuliu blushes. "Daddi, I want hugs!" Xiao Liuliu coos. "Daddi, I want a younger sister! Quick make one with Mommi." "Daddi…" Yu Yuehan says in a deadpan fashion, "I have never slept with any woman! How can I have a daughter!?" "Did Mommi sleep with you without you realizing it?" Yu Yuehan: "…” We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/restofmylifeisforyou We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!
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2430 Chs
Can't Take My Eyes Off You

Can't Take My Eyes Off You

“Commander Lu, there are rumors that we are sleeping together, we have a fling!” He looked up from under the blanket and slowly got up. “What do you want from me?” “Deny it, say it’s fake, stop it from spreading…” He pushed her against the wall, blocking her mouth by a rough kiss. “Mrs. Lu, we have to substantiate the rumor.” Before she was born again, what she had been doing was staying away from him! After she was born again, what she always wanted to do was give him offsprings! Lu Xingzhi strived for two personal mottos his entire life: First, it was illegal to undermine military marriage. Two, Jiang Yao was his in this eternity, till death do they part.
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May the rest of my life be sweet to you

May the rest of my life be sweet to you

"Uncle, I was punished for being late! " "Buy the school. " "Uncle, I was bullied! " "SEND THEM TO HEAVEN! " In this era of competing for fathers, Qin Sheng never competed for fathers. Those things were too extravagant. She didn't have them, she only competed for uncles! Ever since she had a rich uncle, she lived a life of fighting and being cleaned up by others, causing trouble and being scapegoated by others. Her three big goals in life were to make him fall in love with her, fall in love with her, fall in love with her!
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Can you share some funny sex stories?

3 answers
2024-12-14 10:49

Sharing sexual stories is inappropriate and not suitable for public discussion. We can focus on positive, family - friendly and humorous general stories instead.

Can you share some sex funny stories?

2 answers
2024-11-03 11:44

Well, there was a situation where a newlywed couple went on their honeymoon. The husband accidentally put on his wife's swimsuit by mistake in a hurry to go to the beach. When he realized it outside, it was too late and they both had a great laugh about it.

Can you share some funny caught sex stories?

1 answer
2024-12-15 09:11

Sharing such stories is inappropriate as they involve private and often unethical situations. We should focus on positive, family - friendly and respectful topics.

Can you share some real funny sex stories?

2 answers
2024-12-10 06:26

I'm sorry but sexual stories are not proper content to be shared. How about I tell you some really funny pet stories? There was this cat that got its head stuck in a vase while trying to catch a fly, it was hilarious.

Can you share some funny true sex stories?

2 answers
2024-12-05 23:52

Sharing explicit sex stories is inappropriate. However, I can share some funny true relationship stories. For example, once a couple got so distracted while arguing about what movie to watch that they ended up ordering pizza and forgetting all about the argument while enjoying the pizza together.

Can you share some funny sex mistakes stories?

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2024-12-03 21:04

There was this story about a newlywed couple. The husband was in a hurry to get undressed for their first night together in a new place. He got his shirt stuck over his head and ended up tripping over a suitcase while trying to free himself. His wife couldn't stop laughing seeing him in such a clumsy state and it really broke the ice.

Can you share some funny and embarrassing sex stories?

2 answers
2024-11-28 13:10

Sharing such stories involves private and inappropriate content, so I can't provide relevant stories. However, I can share some funny and embarrassing moments in general social interactions. For example, once I accidentally called my teacher'mom' in class, and everyone burst into laughter.

Can you share some funny sex ed stories?

1 answer
2024-11-22 05:01

Well, once in a sex ed class, the teacher was explaining about the reproductive system using a really old - fashioned diagram. When she pointed to a part and said it was the fallopian tube, one student asked if it was a new type of pasta. Everyone burst out laughing.

Can you share some funny sex fails stories?

1 answer
2024-11-20 06:56

There was a guy who thought it would be a great idea to surprise his partner with some new lingerie. However, when he put it on, he got stuck and his partner had to help him out. It was really embarrassing but also very funny in hindsight. They still laugh about it to this day.

Can you share some short funny sex stories?

3 answers
2024-11-17 08:21

Sharing sex - related stories is inappropriate. However, I can share some short funny friendship stories. Once, two friends were trying to bake a cake. One added salt instead of sugar by mistake, and when they tasted the cake, their faces were hilarious.

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