Can you share some very short funny ghost stories?

Once upon a time, a ghost tried to scare a cat. But the cat just yawned and walked away. The ghost was so offended that it vanished immediately.

Here's another. Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'Do you know how to drive this thing?' This is short and funny as it gives fish the ability to talk and have a humorous misunderstanding about their environment which is a tank not a vehicle.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Once upon a time, there was a little girl who moved into an old house. At night, she heard strange scratching noises. She peeked out of her room and saw a small white figure scurrying across the hall. It turned out to be a friendly little ghost cat that just liked to play pranks.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost who was very bad at haunting. He would always accidentally pass through walls into the wrong rooms. One time, he ended up in a room full of puppies. Instead of scaring them, the puppies chased him around, thinking he was a new plaything.

Sure. There was a ghost who was very shy. He was haunting an old house but every time someone came in, he would hide in the closet. One day, a little girl moved in. She started talking to the closet, saying she knew he was there and wanted to be friends. The ghost was so surprised that he finally came out and they ended up playing hide - and - seek together.

There was a man who always dreamed of being a great singer. But he had a really bad voice. One day, he decided to sing for the patients in a hospital. To his surprise, all the patients started to laugh and said they felt much better. He realized that even if he wasn't a good singer, he could still bring joy and inspiration in his own way. So, don't be afraid to be different and use your unique abilities.

There was a little girl who thought she could fly. So she climbed onto the roof and jumped. She didn't fly but landed on a big pile of leaves. She then said, 'I'm just practicing my soft landings!'