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What are some of the funniest drunk hookup misunderstandings in stories?

2024-11-08 15:12
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In a story I heard, a drunk woman thought a street lamp was her date. She stood there chatting to it for ages until her friends came to get her. It was really comical. There are also times when drunk people mistake one person for another and end up in really awkward situations, like trying to kiss the wrong person thinking they were their crush.

One funny story is when a drunk person thought a mop in the corner was a dance partner. They grabbed it and started dancing all around the room. People were in stitches.

Reborn in the Seventies: Pampered Wife, Owning some Farmland

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The new book is out! Meng Yunhan has been reincarnated back to the time of 'food coupon era', a time when people struggled with food and clothe shortages. But she is not afraid this time around. Equipped with a 'cheat code', she is ready not only to start her own business but also to grab a hold of her stoned-face brother and even support Baozi, her child. Stoned-face brother: "Wife, let's pack up Baozi and leave!" He claims that having a son who is even clingier to his wife than himself is utterly shameless! "Mommy, let's get a new daddy!" Baozi suggests. His daddy, a grown man, is still so clingy to mommy. How disgraceful! Meng Yunhan sighs: They are indeed father and son.
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What to do if accidentally have sex with village belle while drunk

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What are some of the best drunk hookup stories you've heard?

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2024-12-13 11:48

I heard about a couple who met at a wine tasting event. They both got a bit tipsy and started sharing their dreams and fears. They realized they were really attracted to each other's personalities. They ended up getting married a year later.

Can you share some funny drunk hookup stories?

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2024-11-08 12:07

Well, once my friend was really drunk at a party. He thought a mannequin was a real person and started chatting it up, asking it for a dance. Everyone was laughing so hard when he finally realized it wasn't real.

Share your best drunk hookup stories.

3 answers
2024-12-15 08:06

Well, once I was at a beach party. I had a bit too much to drink. There was this really friendly girl. We started chatting about our favorite music. Before we knew it, we were dancing together all night. And then we just sat on the beach, watching the sunrise, holding hands. It was a really sweet and unexpected connection.

What are some of the funniest teenage relationship misunderstandings you know of?

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2024-11-01 03:41

There were two teens who were new to dating. The boy thought when the girl said she liked to 'hang out' it meant they were exclusive. But the girl just meant she liked to spend time with him as a friend. There was a lot of confusion when the boy got jealous of her talking to other guys. It took a while for them to sort it out and now they laugh about it.

What are some of the funniest drunk boyfriend stories you've heard?

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2024-12-11 07:57

A friend told me that her boyfriend, when drunk, decided he could fly. He climbed onto a bench and jumped off, thinking he would soar. Instead, he landed on his butt and just sat there laughing. It was quite a sight.

What are some of the funniest drunk bar stories you've heard?

1 answer
2024-11-24 17:39

In a bar, there was a drunk guy who was convinced he could speak fluent French after a few drinks. He started babbling what he thought was French to a French tourist at the bar. The tourist just looked at him with a bemused expression and then joined in the laughter when he realized the guy was just making up gibberish that sounded vaguely French - ish.

What are the funniest elements in dumb funny drunk stories?

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2024-11-02 23:53

Another funny element is the misinterpretation of the surroundings. When someone is drunk, they might see things in a completely different way. For example, thinking an inanimate object is a living being or a place as something else entirely. It leads to all kinds of strange and comical situations that are a joy to watch or hear about.

What are some of the funniest best blackout drunk stories you've heard?

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2024-12-08 21:35

I heard about this guy who got blackout drunk at a wedding. He thought the bride was his long - lost sister and started giving her a really emotional speech about how much he missed her. Everyone was so confused at first but then they just found it hilarious.

What are the funniest crazy drunk stories you've heard?

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2024-11-18 21:21

A drunk man thought he could fly. He climbed onto a bench and jumped off, only to land flat on his face. Luckily, he wasn't seriously hurt and just lay there laughing at himself.

What are the funniest drunk best friend stories you've heard?

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2024-11-16 17:55

Well, I heard about a friend's best friend who got drunk and thought he could fly. He climbed onto a table and jumped off, only to land in a pile of cushions. Another one was a girl who got drunk and tried to teach her dog to talk. She spent hours making barking sounds back at it.

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