Can you share some funny drunk hookup stories?

Sure! One time, my friend matched with a guy who said he was a professional mime in his bio. When they met up, he actually did mime actions the whole time during their coffee date. It was so strange yet hilarious that she couldn't stop laughing.

Sure. Once my friend got drunk and thought he was a famous singer. He climbed on a table in the bar and started singing at the top of his lungs. His singing was so off - key but he was so confident that everyone in the bar was laughing.

Sure. One time my friend got drunk and thought he could talk to the pigeons in the park. He was following them around, trying to have a full conversation as if they could understand him. It was hilarious.

I remember a drunk story where a man thought he could talk to animals after having too much to drink. He sat in the park and started having a full - blown conversation with a squirrel. He was asking it about its day and offering it peanuts from his pocket, all while the squirrel just stared at him blankly. It was so funny to watch.

Here's one. A couple met through a really strange situation. They were both at a dog park, and their dogs got into a little tussle over a ball. But instead of getting angry, they started laughing and talking. They realized they lived close by and started hanging out more. Their dogs' little 'hookup' led to their own funny and sweet hookup story.

Sure. One time my boyfriend got drunk and thought he was a famous singer. He grabbed a broom as a microphone and started singing at the top of his lungs in our living room. It was so hilarious that I couldn't stop laughing.

One time, a drunk driver thought his car was a spaceship. He kept trying to press buttons on the dashboard to 'launch' and was making beeping noises like a spaceship. When the police pulled him over, he asked if they were aliens coming to stop his intergalactic journey.

Well, here's one. There was an Indian man who got drunk at a wedding. He started dancing like he was in a Bollywood movie but with his own crazy moves. He was twirling around and trying to mimic the actors, but ended up falling into the wedding cake. Everyone burst out laughing instead of getting angry.

Sure. There was a couple at a party. The guy, drunk as a skunk, thought his girlfriend's purse was a football and tried to punt it. His girlfriend, also tipsy, just laughed hysterically instead of getting mad.

Sure. There was this girl at a party. She got drunk and thought she could dance like a professional ballerina. She started twirling around, but ended up falling into the pool. Everyone was laughing but she just kept on splashing and having a great time.