How can 'dick is too big stories' be interpreted in a non - vulgar context?

We could try to find more positive and appropriate synonyms to convey similar ideas. For example, we could use terms like 'confident man' or 'dominant male figure' which are much more acceptable in general communication.

Well, one could be a story about a guy who always has trouble finding pants that fit comfortably because his proportions are a bit different. He might go from store to store, trying on different styles, and constantly getting frustrated with how tight they are in a certain area.

It might also refer to a story about something large in a non - sexual sense. Say, a story about a really big building project. The 'big' here represents the scale of the project. It's like a story that details all the challenges and successes in constructing a huge skyscraper.

In a non - vulgar sense, it could be about being influenced by a story that gives an impression of grandiosity. Imagine a person sharing a story of how they single - handedly overcame a great obstacle. The 'big dick story' here might be a way to describe a story full of bravado. And when someone is'seduced' by it, they are perhaps intrigued by the confidence and the larger - than - life aspect of the story.

If we consider 'cock' as a bird, 'feeling cock in stories' could be about the awareness of a rooster within the narrative. It might be related to the role the rooster plays, such as being a symbol of the start of a new day, or it could be part of the scenery where the characters interact with the rooster on a farm or in a rural setting.

The plot twists can be made too big. For example, if a simple story about a lost cat suddenly turns into a complex mystery involving international spies. It's like the writer got carried away and made the plot twist way too elaborate and big for what started as a simple tale.

We could view it as a sort of code - like statement. Maybe'my dick' represents a personal quality that the person thinks is excessive, like being too outspoken. 'Too big' then indicates an overabundance of that quality, and'maybe stories' could be the potential consequences or tales that come from that overabundance. It's a very creative and non - vulgar way of looking at it, but still a bit of a reach.

One possible story could be that the wife's friend is a very confident person and is often described as having a 'big dick' attitude. This means he is bold, assertive and not afraid to take on challenges. For example, in a business negotiation, he bargains hard and gets the best deal for his company. It's a metaphorical use of the term rather than in a sexual context.

Well, if we look at it symbolically, the 'big dick' could represent someone who is overconfident or overly aggressive, like a bully. And the'shrinking dick' could be about that bully losing their power or confidence. It's a rather crude way of putting it, but it could be a story about how a bully's bravado fades away.

It could be stories where an old man has a big influence or makes a big impact, like an old man in a small town who has a big heart and does great things for the community. Here 'big' could refer to his positive influence rather than a vulgar meaning.