Tell me some funny business hacking stories.

Sure. There was a business that had a very basic firewall. Hackers easily bypassed it. But when they entered the system, they found all the important data was encrypted in a language that looked like gibberish. It was actually a made - up code by a clever IT guy in the company. The hackers were so confused and left with a frustrated comment, 'What kind of voodoo is this?'.

One scary hacking story is the Equifax breach. Hackers managed to access the personal information of around 147 million people. This included Social Security numbers, birth dates, and addresses. It was a huge deal as it put so many people at risk of identity theft and financial fraud.

The Sony Pictures hack was also significant. Hackers got into Sony's systems and leaked a ton of internal data, including unreleased movies, employee information, and emails. It caused a lot of chaos within the company and in the entertainment industry. They also made threats which led to some movies' releases being affected.

One story is about a small alarm system business that accidentally set off all the alarms in their showroom during a big meeting with potential investors. The chaos was hilarious as everyone was scrambling to turn them off, but it actually ended up impressing the investors with how loud and effective the alarms were.

There was a case where a hacker infiltrated a hospital's computer system. They changed the dosage instructions for some medications in the database. Fortunately, a vigilant nurse noticed the unusual values and raised the alarm before any patients were harmed. But it was a very close call and could have led to tragic consequences.

Sure. There was a story about a hacker who managed to break into a company's security system just to change the background picture on all the office computers to a funny meme. It was harmless but really caught everyone off - guard.

Well, there were two business partners negotiating a deal. One of them was very serious and had a long list of terms. The other one, instead of discussing the terms directly, started telling jokes. At first, the serious one was annoyed. But soon, he couldn't help but laugh. In the end, they reached an agreement that was very favorable to both of them. All because of those unexpected jokes during the negotiation.

One scary business story is about Enron. It was once a major energy company. But executives engaged in accounting fraud to make the company seem more profitable than it was. They hid debt and losses in off - balance - sheet entities. Eventually, it all came crashing down, leading to thousands of employees losing their jobs and many investors losing their savings.

Well, one big hacking story could be the Equifax hack. Hackers managed to breach Equifax's system and access a large amount of personal information including social security numbers of millions of people. This had far - reaching consequences as it led to identity theft risks for those affected. Many people had to take measures to protect their credit and personal information.

One Hiawatha business success story could be a local bakery. They started small, focusing on traditional recipes. Their use of fresh, local ingredients and friendly service attracted more and more customers. Eventually, they expanded to multiple locations in the area.