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Traveling through the Xianxia world, Chen Chen obtained the strongest tracking system and was able to track everything ever since. Chen Chen says, "System, I am short of money." "Two meters away, your father has hidden some money under the bed. Five meters away, there is a rusty copper coin buried half a meter underground." "There is a nugget of silver in the grass ahead." Chen Chen says, "System, I need some luck." "The feces in front of the pigsty is not ordinary." "Go to the Black Peak cliff ten kilometers away and jump off it." "There is an Immortal Cave Abode hidden somewhere, please explore it on your own."

For more lewd, check out patreon.com/melonball (Extreme R-18 warning!) After death, Devon is given the second chance he never wanted. He decides to make the most out of his new life, exploring all that life in this new world has to offer, whether that be adventuring or soliciting elf girl prostitutes.

[Alternative tittle: I Can Duplicate Everything] One day, a friend asked him, "Brother Qin, why aren't you cultivating?" Qin Yi smiled gently and said nothing. Cultivating? Why should I cultivate when I can extract Cultivation Points from you? With Cultivation Points, I can upgrade my cultivation base at any time. Not only Cultivating Points, but I can also extract your Spiritual Mind, Body Essence, Artifacts, Pills, Bloodline, Special Physique, and others. So, tell me, why should I cultivate?

A chance to change, challenge destiny, make dreams a reality, and live a legend! A regular man gains a system that allows him to turn into a fish! In the modern world, a young man gains an unconventional system that gives him the power to transform into a fish! With this strange power, he shoots for the stars!

Lin An woke up and found himself in an Eastern Fantasy world. In this world, power was everything. The powerhouses could easily control it all. Those who were capable enough could claim everything, be it money, women, or power. A voice sounded in the mind of Lin An, who was still puzzled over his reincarnation to the Eastern Fantasy World. [Congratulations, host! You have activated the Success Rate System. Whatever you do, you will be able to see your success rate!] Since then, Lin An was able to check his success rate every time before he did something! “The chances of you successfully refining your body with this body refining technique are 90%.” “The chances of you obtaining treasures when you open this treasure box are 100%.” “The chances of you surviving in this cave are 0%.” “The chances of you being favored by the sacred maiden and having a relationship with her are 100%.”

Qin Lin was playing a nostalgic game called “Ranches Story” when he was electrocuted. He suddenly discovered that he had the ability to enter into the game. He could even bring a watermelon he had planted in the game back to reality. At first, his plan was to sell watermelon for 2 yuan a catty. In that case, he could earn 20,000 yuan by planting 10,000 catties worth of watermelon in the game every day and selling them in reality. Later on, he discovered that by leveling up his ranch, he could obtain high quality crops that surpassed that of the real world. If he reared livestock, they were of far higher quality than that of reality. After he built factories, he obtained various recipes that far surpassed that of the real world. Everything changed after that.