Can you share some good pun stories?

One short pun story is about a bear who went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You have a cavity.' The bear replied, 'Gimme some honey and it'll be all right.' Another good one is that a book just fell on my head. I've only got myshelf to blame.

A good pun story could be about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda. He was lucky it was a soft drink. Puns often use the double - meaning of words to create humor. For example, in the first pun, 'turned into' has a literal and a comical sense. In the second, the different meanings of 'flies' are used. And in the third, 'soft drink' can mean both a type of beverage and something not hard.

Well, there's the pun story about the guy who ate a clock. He said it was very time - consuming. Also, two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Sure. Here's one: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. This plays on the double meaning of 'turn into' - the magical transformation and simply entering a place.

Well, consider this long pun story. There was a guy who worked at a bakery. He kneaded the dough every day. And he was always saying he had a lot on his plate, which was both true in terms of the dough he had to handle and just a common expression. It's a long - running joke among his colleagues at the bakery. Also, the sign at the dentist's office said 'Tooth extraction, the pain is only fang deep.' This pun combines 'fang' which is related to teeth in a fun way.

Sure. There's the one where Rudolph the red - nosed reindeer's nose is so bright because he uses it as a Rudolph - os (Rudolph's nose as a flashlight - 'Rudolph - os' sounding like 'flashlights'). It's a fun way to combine the character of Rudolph with a common object in a punny way.

Another one. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. (The pun is on 'lost interest' which can mean both losing the feeling of being interested and losing money in the context of banking.)

Sure. Here's one: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is: Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

I'm not sure specifically what "big pun abuse stories" you mean. But if it's about someone misusing big puns in a comical or inappropriate way, perhaps in a writing competition where a person overuses big and complex puns to the point it becomes annoying rather than funny.

Sure. There's the story of a gardener named Green. When someone asked him about his new plants, he said 'They're growing greener by the day, it's plant -astic!' Another is about a pizza maker named Pete. When a customer asked if the pizza was fresh, Pete said 'It's pizza -fyingly fresh!'