Tell me some funny children's Christmas stories.

Once upon a time, a little boy tried to feed his pet dog ice - cream. The dog licked it once and made a really funny face as if it was saying 'this is too cold for me!'.

A little girl was at the zoo. She saw a monkey scratching its armpit. She thought the monkey was waving at her. So she waved back and said 'Hello Mr. Monkey!' very loudly. Then she started to dance in front of the monkey's cage, thinking she was entertaining the monkey. The monkey just stared at her, which made all the people around her laugh.

One funny scary story for children is about a little girl who thought there was a monster under her bed. Every night she would hear strange noises. One day, she bravely looked under the bed with a flashlight and found out it was just her old, noisy toy robot that had fallen there. She laughed at herself and from then on, wasn't scared anymore.

One funny children's talent story is about a little boy named Tim. He could mimic animal sounds incredibly well. At a school talent show, he imitated the rooster's crow, the dog's bark and the cat's meow so vividly that everyone was laughing and cheering. It was like he had a zoo in his throat.

A little kid said to his mother, 'Mom, I'm so tired.' His mom asked, 'Why are you so tired?' He replied, 'I've been running up and down the stairs all day.' His mom was confused and said, 'But we live in a bungalow!' The kid just shrugged and said, 'I know, but I still had fun.'

There was a cowboy who decided to decorate his ranch for Christmas all by himself. He got these huge, wild cacti and tried to put Christmas lights on them. As he was climbing up the cacti, he kept getting pricked, but his determination was unwavering. By the end of the day, his ranch had the most unique Christmas lights display in the whole West, with the cacti looking like spiky Christmas trees. It was a story that made everyone in the town chuckle.

There was a family who always had a naughty cat at Christmas. One year, the cat decided to climb the Christmas tree. As it climbed, it knocked off most of the ornaments. Then, when the family was putting out the cookies for Santa, the cat ate them all. When the children woke up in the morning, they were so confused to see the tree a mess and no cookies left. They thought Santa might have been really angry.

One story is about a little boy who was supposed to be an angel in the Christmas pageant. But he got so excited during the performance that he started doing his own little dance instead of standing still. It made everyone in the audience laugh.

A church had a Secret Santa event for the kids. One little girl received a present that was a very large, bright pink hat. She was so excited that she put it on immediately and wore it throughout the whole Christmas service, even during the serious parts like the sermon. It looked really out of place but was very cute and made everyone smile.

One funny Florida Christmas story could be about a family who tried to build a snowman out of sand on the beach on Christmas day. They used seaweed for the snowman's hair and shells for the eyes and buttons. It was a very unique and Florida - style 'snowman'!