What are some interesting tithes and offerings funny stories you've heard?

In a small rural church, an old farmer once brought in a sack full of freshly harvested vegetables as his offering. He stood up and said, 'I figure God likes a good home - grown meal as much as we do, so here are my tithes of the land.' The whole congregation had a good laugh and was also very touched by his simple yet sincere offering.

A woman once bought a lottery ticket as a joke. She put it in her purse and forgot about it. Weeks later, she was cleaning out her purse and found the ticket. She checked the numbers casually and realized she had won a decent sum. She was so shocked that she started jumping up and down in the middle of her living room.

There was a person who was so worried about getting the virus that they wore two hazmat suits while walking their dog. The dog was just a small poodle and it looked hilarious trying to walk with this huge, clumsy figure next to it.

There's a story where a geocacher was searching for a cache near a beach. He saw a seagull standing on what he thought was the cache. He tried to shoo the seagull away gently, but the seagull was very protective. Eventually, the seagull flew away and he found the cache. It was really funny how the seagull thought it was its own little treasure.

A friend told me about a cruise where they had a 'guess the weight of the fish' competition. One guy guessed a ridiculously high number, like 500 pounds for a small fish. When they actually weighed it and it was only 5 pounds, everyone couldn't stop laughing at his over - the - top guess.

I heard of an ancestor who thought he could fly. He climbed up on the roof of his barn, flapped his arms made from chicken feathers, and jumped. Of course, he didn't fly but ended up in a haystack unharmed, and it became a hilarious family legend.

I heard of an internal audit where the auditor was looking into the office supplies. They found a stash of hundreds of pens in one employee's desk drawer. When asked why, the employee said they were 'collecting' them in case there was a pen shortage in the future. It was really funny as it was clearly an over - hoarding situation.

Well, I heard about a guy who tried to pay for a small coffee with his credit card at a local café. But his card got declined. He was so sure he had enough money. Turns out he had activated a new security feature on his card by mistake which blocked small purchases. It was really funny when he realized his error.

I heard of a man who was constantly on social media promoting healthy eating and fitness. He would post pictures of himself with all kinds of healthy food and talk about his intense workout routines. But in reality, he spent most of his days sitting on the couch eating junk food. His online image was completely false, which was really funny in a way.

There was a student who fell asleep during an exam. When the teacher woke him up, he was so disoriented that he started writing his name on the desk instead of the exam paper. The whole class burst out laughing, and the teacher had a hard time getting him to realize what was going on. This story shows how our minds can play tricks on us when we're half - asleep.