Tell me a really hilarious CNA funny story.

A man went to a new barber. The barber was very chatty. He asked the man, 'What do you do for a living?' The man replied that he was a magician. The barber said, 'Oh, that's really cool. So can you make people disappear?' The man said, 'Yes, I can.' The barber then said, 'Well, you can start with my wife!' It was a really funny moment.

A juror got really into the trial and started taking copious notes. But instead of writing important facts, they were drawing caricatures of the lawyers and the defendant. When the deliberations started, they accidentally showed their 'notes' to the other jurors. It was hilarious as the drawings were really well - done but completely inappropriate for a jury setting. Everyone had a good chuckle though and then got back to business.

I heard a story where a CNA was pushing a patient in a wheelchair to the garden. Along the way, a squirrel ran in front of them and the patient started making squirrel noises to try and communicate with it. The CNA was trying so hard not to laugh. Another story was about a CNA who tried to sing a lullaby to a patient to help them sleep but ended up forgetting the words and making up the silliest lyrics.

Sure. Joke: What's the best way to make a baseball team laugh? Just tell them a pitcher - up joke! Get it? Pitcher as in the player and 'pitcher - up' sounding like 'pick - up'.

A funny story involves a navy ship's communication system. One sailor accidentally sent out a really silly song over the ship - wide radio instead of an official message. The whole crew was confused at first, but then they started to sing along. It became a sort of impromptu concert on the ship and a very funny memory for all.

A group of friends had a Thanksgiving potluck. One friend brought what they thought was a delicious green bean casserole. But when they tasted it, they realized they had accidentally used salt instead of sugar in the topping. Everyone's reaction was priceless as they took their first bites. They all ended up having a good laugh about it and sharing other food items they had brought.

My dog has a habit of trying to bury his poop in the most inconvenient places. One day, he tried to bury it on the concrete patio. He scratched at the hard surface for ages, looking so determined, but of course, he couldn't make a dent. It was so funny to watch his confusion.

I went on an RV adventure with some friends. One night, we were all sleeping in the RV when suddenly we heard a strange scratching noise on the roof. We were all terrified, thinking it was some wild animal. One of my friends, who was really brave, grabbed a flashlight and went outside. Turns out it was just a branch that had fallen on the roof. We had a good laugh about how scared we were for no reason.

In one Fto story, there was a young Fto who thought he could talk to the trees. He would stand in front of a big oak tree and have long 'conversations' with it. The other Ftos watched in amusement as he would nod and gesture as if the tree was responding. It was a very funny and endearing sight. He really believed the tree was his friend and would often go back to it to share his daily adventures. The older Ftos just shook their heads and chuckled at his innocence.

Once there was a man who thought his remote control could open his car. He pointed it at his car in the parking lot and pressed the buttons repeatedly, getting frustrated when the car didn't beep or unlock. He didn't realize his mistake until he tried to use the key fob and saw the remote in his other hand. It was so stupid but made everyone around him laugh.