What are the best humorous funny stories you know?

One funny story is about a cat that thought it was a dog. It would chase its own tail like a dog and bark at the mailman. Another is a story of a man who tried to fix his roof. He slipped and his pants got caught on a nail. So there he was, hanging by his pants until his neighbor came to rescue him. It was quite a sight.

One of my favorite funny stories is about a farmer. He had a donkey. One day, the donkey fell into a well. The farmer tried to figure out how to get it out. After a while, he decided it was too much trouble. So he started to shovel dirt into the well to bury the donkey. But every time he shoveled dirt, the donkey would shake it off and step up. Eventually, the donkey climbed out of the well. Another story is that a man was walking in the park. He saw a sign that said 'No dogs allowed'. He looked around, didn't see any dogs, and then sat on the sign.

There's a story of a construction worker. He was always the last one to finish his part of the job. But he said, 'I'm like the artist adding the final touches to a masterpiece.' His co - workers laughed at first. However, his work was always very detailed and high - quality in the end. His humorous self - confidence inspired everyone around him to take pride in their work.

One humorous time story is about a dog that chased its own tail. The dog ran around in circles for minutes thinking it was chasing something really exciting. It was hilarious to watch.

Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

A ghost floated into a bar. The bartender looked at it and said, 'Sorry, we don't serve spirits here.' The ghost was so confused and left. Another one is that a ghost was trying to make a spooky face at a dog. But the dog just licked the ghost's face and the ghost ran away screaming in a funny way.

A good one is when a Sunday school student was asked what he thought the devil looked like. He said, 'He looks like my little brother when he takes my toys!' It was a humorous and innocent take on the concept of the devil.

Well, there's this really funny story. A fortune teller told a young couple that they would have a big surprise in their relationship. They thought it might be something like getting engaged or having a baby. But it turned out that their pet dog learned to do somersaults one day. It was a huge and hilarious surprise for them. And then there was a story about a man who was promised that he would find a 'treasure'. He found a really old and valuable baseball card in his attic that he had forgotten about.

A woman was making rangolis for Diwali. She was so focused on making it perfect that she didn't notice her dog walking over it. When she finally saw the paw prints all over her beautiful rangoli, she was shocked at first but then burst out laughing at how cute it looked.

I heard about a teacher who accidentally sat on a whoopee cushion in class. The whole class burst into laughter. It was quite an embarrassing but funny situation for the teacher. The teacher just laughed it off in the end.