Can you recommend some good non - dirty joke stories?

There is a story about a chicken who went to the library. It walked up to the librarian and said, 'Book, book, book.' The librarian gave it three books and it left. Next day, the chicken came back and said, 'Book, book, book.' The librarian was a bit annoyed but still gave it three more books. This went on for a few days until the librarian decided to follow the chicken. She found that the chicken was taking the books to a pond where a frog was sitting. The frog would take each book and say, 'Red it, red it, red it.' It's a silly and family - friendly joke story.

One more. A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I don't know, I was born with them.' This joke uses the idea of a bear's physical characteristics (big paws) and creates a humorous miscommunication scenario in a family - friendly way.

Sure. There was a man who lost his whole left side. He's all right now. It's a short but clever play on words that can make people chuckle.

Here is another. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. It's a simple yet funny joke that plays on the double meaning of'make up'.

There are many wonderful non - dirty Christmas short stories. 'The Little Match Girl' by Hans Christian Andersen is a classic. It's a sad yet poignant story about a poor girl on Christmas Eve. It makes us think about kindness and the harshness of life for some during the holidays.

Sharing such stories involves inappropriate content, so I can't provide relevant stories. However, if you are interested in clean and positive short stories, there are many wonderful ones like 'The Gift of the Magi' which is about selfless love.

The 'Little Prince' is also a great choice. It tells about the journey of a little prince in different planets and his exploration of friendship, love and life. It's a very profound and warm - hearted story.

One long non - dirty story could be the adventures of a young wizard in a magical world. He goes on a quest to find a lost magical artifact to save his school from an evil force. Along the way, he meets various interesting characters, some helpful and some not so much. He has to overcome many challenges like solving complex riddles and fighting magical beasts. It's a story full of magic, friendship and self - discovery.

Rather than focusing on 'dirty novels', there are many excellent literary works. For example, 'The Great Gatsby' by F. Scott Fitzgerald. This novel delves into themes such as the American Dream, wealth, and love. It has beautiful prose and complex characters that make it a must - read.

Here's another. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. This is a simple and clean joke that can make people laugh without any inappropriate content.