What are some of the best dirty jokes stories?
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Tell me the best dirty jokes story.
Sharing dirty jokes is inappropriate, so I can't provide relevant content. However, I can share a funny clean joke. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Tell some funny dirty jokes short stories.
Jokes with dirty content are inappropriate, so I can't provide them. But I can tell you a funny clean short story. There was a little boy who went to the zoo. He saw a penguin and asked his father, 'Dad, what are those things under the penguin?' His father replied, 'Those are its feet.' The little boy was confused and said, 'But they look like flippers to me!'
Tell some funny dirty sex jokes stories.
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Tell me some funny dirty jokes stories.
Rather than dirty jokes, here's a funny story. A man went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a crown.' The man replied, 'I know, right?' and then took out a little plastic crown from his pocket and put it on his tooth. It was so unexpected that the dentist couldn't help but laugh.
What are some clean alternatives to 'little johnny jokes dirty stories'?
Well, we could have 'Little Johnny Jokes - The Hilarious School Adventures'. For example, there's the one where Little Johnny is asked in class what a kangaroo's baby is called. He says 'A Joey' and then adds 'Just like my mom calls me Joey sometimes when I'm jumping around the house!'.
Tell me some funny Dirty Christmas Jokes stories.
A story is that a family was decorating their Christmas tree. The kids were making up jokes. One said 'What does Santa do when he gets angry? He gives coal - powered presents!'. It was a play on the naughty - nice list and coal for bad kids in a really funny way.
What are some of the best golf jokes and stories?
There's a classic golf joke. A man is teaching his wife to play golf. She takes a swing and the ball goes way off to the left. He says, 'That's okay, dear, you're just opening up your stance a bit too much.' She takes another swing and the ball goes way off to the right. He says, 'Now you're closing your stance too much.' On her third swing, the ball goes straight into a nearby pond. She turns to him and says, 'Well, at least I'm consistent!' This joke shows the different experiences between beginners and more experienced golfers, and how we can find humor in the learning process.
What are some of the best clean jokes stories?
One day, a tomato was walking down the street. He got into a fight with a grape. The police came and arrested the grape. Do you know why? Because he was a little raisin (a reason).
Can you share some examples of dirty long jokes stories?
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