Tell me a taser self funny story.

At a self - defense class, the instructor was showing how to use a taser. One over - eager student grabbed it the wrong way and when he tried to activate it, it just made a strange buzzing sound. He looked so confused as if the taser was playing a trick on him. The whole class couldn't help but chuckle at his bewildered expression.

The unexpectedness. Like when someone thinks they're in control but then zap themselves. It's like a prank they play on themselves.

There was this couple. The husband loved to play pranks on his wife. One day, he hid all of her favorite shoes. When she found out, she chased him around the house with a taser (it was a toy one actually). The husband was running and screaming like he was in a horror movie. Eventually, he gave up the shoes' hiding place and they both ended up laughing about it.

There was this one time at a camping trip. One of the campers had a self taser. He was trying to scare away a small raccoon that was getting too close to the food. But he misjudged the distance and ended up tasing himself instead. His yelp scared the raccoon away even better than the taser would have. Everyone around couldn't stop laughing, and he was just blushing while rubbing his arm where he got tased.

Once, during a taser test, a police trainee was so nervous. When it was his turn, he braced himself like he was about to face a monster. But when the taser was fired, it just made a little popping sound and didn't seem to work properly. The instructor was so confused, and the trainee started to laugh out of relief. Everyone else joined in, and it turned into a hilarious moment instead of a serious test.

Sure. I was at a self - defense class and we were learning about tasers. I was being overconfident and decided to show everyone how easy it was to handle. But as I was holding it, my finger slipped on the trigger and I tasered myself right in the hand. My hand jerked up and everyone in the class had a good laugh. It was so embarrassing.

Well, if it's a real - life scenario, perhaps the man with the taser was a security guard. He might have used the taser to subdue a suspect who was causing trouble in a building or at an event. The taser would have been used as a non - lethal means to stop the person from endangering others. However, without more context, it's hard to say exactly what the story is.

Here's one. A husband was imitating a zombie and chased his wife around the yard. His wife grabbed a taser (a fake one from a Halloween prop) and when he got close, she pointed it at him. He stopped immediately and started doing a silly dance instead. It was really funny to see him change from a 'zombie' to a dancing fool so quickly.

Well, there was this time at a self - defense class. The instructor was demonstrating a taser. He aimed at a dummy but misjudged the distance a bit. Instead of just hitting the dummy, the taser wire got tangled around a nearby chair, making the chair jerk around in a really comical way.

Sure. Once, my friend thought his pocket taser was a flashlight. He was in a dark alley and when he tried to turn on the 'flashlight', he accidentally zapped himself. He jumped like a startled rabbit. It was hilarious seeing him realize his mistake.