Tell the 'guy beats up baby monkey funny story'.

There shouldn't be such a story. Baby monkeys are innocent and vulnerable. In a civilized society, we should oppose any form of animal abuse, and this is not a topic for amusement.

In a neighborhood, a girl, Emma, noticed a guy, Ryan, being mean to an old lady. Emma was into martial arts. She stepped in between Ryan and the old lady. Ryan tried to shove Emma aside, but she blocked his move and delivered a series of punches and kicks. Ryan ended up on the ground. Emma's actions made her a hero in the neighborhood and taught Ryan not to be so unkind.

One reason could be self - defense. If the guy was harassing or threatening the girl, she might fight back to protect herself.

Once there was a monkey who stole a hat from a tourist. It put the hat on its head and started making funny faces, imitating the people around. Everyone was laughing so hard.

Once upon a time, in a schoolyard, there was a girl named Lily and a boy named Tom. Tom had been teasing Lily for days about her new haircut. One day, Lily had enough. She walked right up to Tom, pushed him hard, and then started punching him on the arm. Tom was so shocked that he didn't even fight back at first. Lily yelled at him, 'Don't you ever make fun of me again!' and then walked away with her head held high.

There was this time when my dad had the baby in his arms during a family gathering. The baby must have eaten too much because he threw up all over dad's shoulder. Dad didn't miss a beat. He turned to us and said, 'Well, looks like the baby doesn't like my cologne.' He then calmly took the baby to get cleaned up, all while making everyone around laugh with his easy - going attitude.

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Lily and a guy named Tom. They were playing a game. Lily took some ropes and playfully tied Tom to a chair as part of the game. Tom was a bit surprised at first but then he started to laugh. They were having so much fun that they forgot the time. Eventually, Lily untied Tom and they continued with other games.

Once there was a drunk guy at a bar. He thought the pool table was a giant bed. He took off his shoes and climbed onto it, trying to get 'comfortable'. When the bartender told him to get off, he started arguing that it was his new bedroom. Everyone in the bar was laughing so hard.

There was this drunk man who tried to unlock his neighbor's car thinking it was his own. He struggled with the key for ages until the neighbor came out and asked what he was doing. The drunk guy just slurred 'It's my car, I swear!'. It was really hilarious.

There was an Irish guy named Sean. One day, he went to a pub. He ordered a pint of Guinness. When the bartender served it, Sean accidentally knocked it over. Instead of getting upset, he just laughed and said, 'Well, the beer must have been in a hurry to get to the floor!' Everyone in the pub burst out laughing.