Funny Stories about People Forgetting to Pee on Time

When Chen Yelaing received a system, he received the following message: [Caution! You will die in one day! Before the timer ends, you will not die under any circumstances!] Chen Yeliang couldn’t believe his bad luck until he saw the missions assigned by the system. [Mission 1: Descend the mountain with a bicycle. Reward: (1) Your date of death will be extended by 1 week. (2) Koenigsegg Agera x1.] [Mission 2: Parkour on the skyscraper. Reward: (1) Your date of death will be extended by 2 weeks. (2) City Mansion x1.] [Mission 3: Glide through the canyon with a wingsuit. Reward: (1) Your date of death will be extended by 1 month. (2) Private Helicopter x1.] [Mission 4: Skydive from 10,000 meters without a parachute. Reward: (1) Your date of death will be extended by 3 months. (2) Unlock Human Gene x1.] From that day onwards, a man was seen surfing the tsunami, dancing in the typhoon, petting sharks, kissing snakes, and even eating hotpot by an active volcano. Chen Yeliang’s insane life had just begun.

A story about magic. It will mainly follow the protagonist in his own adventure and findings about magic. It will be the same time line as the original story but will hopefully follow it's own plot and will continue even after Hogwarts. I'm unsure whether to continue so please show support as well as criticism in the reviews if you wish to see more for more support www.patreon.com/JaySawant

Yun Jin doesn't know who her parents are, and has lived with her grandfather since she has memory, living in seclusion of the old forest. But she was happy and carefree every day, and the wild animals in the mountains were her friends. During the day, she played in the mountains, the white tiger carried her running through the forest, and the eagle carried her soaring in the sky. In the evening, she studied calligraphy, medical skills and geomancy divination from her grandfather... She could cure anyone who was ill in the mountains. One day, Grandpa found her, put a piece of ancient jade in her hand, and said: "Cloud brocade, you should come out of the world, go to the capital to find a friend of grandpa and give him this jade pendant." Yun Jin thought it was just a time to go out to deliver something, but unexpectedly... The old man of a powerful family in the capital looked at Yun Jin with a smile on his face and passionately pointed at a row of the family younger generation and said: "Yun Jin, you have finally grown up. Grandpa has been waiting for you for 18 years. You look, these are grandpa's most outstanding grandsons, choose the one you like it." Z Behind the old man of the Zheng family stood a row of children and grandchildren, three of which were named out by the old man. They are they were some of the most outstanding people of the third generation of the Zheng family. Dashao Zheng Ting nipped lip flap, eyes filled with the coldness and rejection and he never dreamed that one day he would stand in the crowd like goods at the mercy of others. The second youngster Zheng Feng with eyes filled with killing and glared at her, the whole people are gruesome, all threats cold stare at the cloud brocade, his eyes seemed to say that if you dare to choose me, then you wait to die it. The third youngster Zheng Han is even more direct, even regardless of the presence of the old man, threatened: "If you want to have a better life in the future, then had better not choose me," Yun Jin: "..." She is speechless at the moment, and very wants to say that none of them she will choose. She just came to deliver things, how did it become this way? How did the jade pendant become a marriage token! At the moment of Zheng youngsters do not know that the woman they now dislike beyond measure will soon become the woman they are desperately trying to get.

in the mushroom war. a not very handsome grown man was among the rubble. looking at the giant green mushroom in the distance. [player system activated] Will it move into an apocalyptic world? [translated by Google]

Apa jadinya??? Ketika seseorang yang bertolak belakang di satukan dalam perjodohan, membuat awal konflik dimulai. Sementara seorang perempun yang memang sudah berulang kali di jodohkan selalu berhasil meloloskan diri dari perjodohan. Sementara yang lelaki, memang tidak percaya akan adanya cinta karena cintanya sudah mati bersamaan dengan perginya masa lalunya. ****************** "Lisaaa,,,, " teriak jamson ayah dari lisa saat mendapatkan kamar anaknya, tak ada dirinya, semua padangan pun menatap heran padanya. "Kau kenapa berteriak jamson"tanya david ayah dari zayn. "Kau mau tau sambungan cerita ku tadi?"balas jamson seketika, sementara clara yang faham langsung menyenderkan tubuhnya di dinding ranjang. "Dia, selalu berhasil kabur dan mengerjai orang yang ingin di jodohkan dengan di rinya, dia itu belut dav, belut"sambung jamson frustasi. Sementara zayn yang dari tadi menyimak ucapan mereka tersenyum miring, ia merasa tertantang 'menarik'batin nya "Aku menerima perjodohan ini"ucap zayn tiba tiba membuat semua perhatian tertuju padanya. "Eh"ucap mely. "Ya aku meneriman nya, aku akan menaklukan belut itu om"sambung zayn lagi, kemudian matanya menatap pada manekin yang menggunakan dress hitam dan sepatu tersebut, secarik seringainya pun tercetak jelas.

Earth, beautiful planet. Birds are singing, demons eating humans. Demon slayers killing demons, and other joyful things. How many different stories have been written about majestic demon hunters. But how many stories have been written about demons? A little. It's time to change that. I present to you a story about the new sister Inosuke. She's not just an ordinary demon, she's a demon that can survive without eating people. First of all, I DON'T own demon slayer story, and I DON'T own this cover art. Also, this is my MC's new life with even more nerfed system.