What are the best cheesy funny stories you've heard?

A group of friends were at a restaurant. One friend ordered a very elaborate dish. When it arrived, it didn't look as good as expected. Another friend said, 'You ordered that? It looks like the chef had a bad day and took it out on your plate!' It was both savage and funny.

I heard a story about a group of campers who decided to have a singing competition around the campfire. One guy was so confident in his singing, but when he started, he was completely off - key. His friends couldn't stop laughing, and even the nearby animals seemed to be making noises as if they were also laughing at him. This made the whole situation even funnier.

One funny DHV story is about a woman who went camping alone. She faced a bear but instead of running away, she made loud noises and waved her arms. The bear got scared and ran off. It shows her courage and quick - thinking ability.

There was an old story from a small town. An old barber had a cat in his shop. The cat would jump onto the customers' laps while they were getting their hair cut. One day, it scratched a very fussy customer. Instead of getting angry, the customer started chasing the cat around the shop, with the barber trying to stop them. It was hilarious and became a well - known story in the town. Well, it shows how unpredictable things can be in an old - fashioned setting like a barber shop.

There was a mummy who unwrapped himself too quickly one day. He ended up getting all tangled in his bandages and looked like a big mess. When people saw him, they couldn't help but laugh at the poor mummy who was trying so hard to get free. It was spooky because, well, he was still a mummy, but the situation was just too comical.

I heard a story about a student who hoped to pass an exam just by sleeping with his textbook under his pillow. He thought the knowledge would magically transfer into his brain. It was quite hilarious.

I heard a story about a dog who thought its reflection in the mirror was another dog. It barked and growled at the mirror for hours, which was really comical.

One amazing funny story is about a dog who learned to open the refrigerator. Every time the owners left, the dog would open it and steal food. One day, they came home to find the dog sitting in a pile of food from the fridge, looking very guilty.

I once heard about a swimming team's banquet. They had a relay race where the teams had to pass on a small inflatable pool toy instead of a baton. One guy accidentally threw it too far and it landed in a plate of food. The look on the receiver's face was priceless.

One story I heard was about a newlywed couple. The husband was trying to be romantic and carry his wife over the threshold of their new home. But he tripped and they both tumbled onto the floor. They were laughing so hard that they just lay there for a while, enjoying that unplanned moment of hilarity. It was a sweet and funny start to their life together.