Tell me an Attention Deficit Disorder Funny Story.

I heard of a child with ADD during a family dinner. Everyone was passing the dishes around. When the mashed potatoes got to him, he got distracted by the pattern on the plate. He started tracing it with his finger and then told a long, made - up story about how the pattern was a secret map to a land of never - ending mashed potatoes. By the time he finished his story, the dinner was over and he hadn't even taken any food.

Sure. One story is about a kid with ADD who was supposed to clean his room. He started cleaning but got distracted by a shiny button on the floor. Instead of putting it away, he spent half an hour imagining it was a magical key that could open a door to a world of toys. Then he completely forgot about cleaning and started building a fort around the 'key' using his dirty clothes.

Maybe it's because your mind wanders easily and has trouble concentrating on the plot. Attention deficit disorder can make it hard to stay focused on one thing for a long time.

Sure. A kid with ADHD was in a soccer game. Instead of running after the ball, he noticed a beautiful butterfly on the field. So he left his position and started chasing the butterfly. His teammates were shouting at him, but he was so focused on the butterfly that he didn't even hear them. When he finally caught the butterfly, he showed it to everyone with a big smile, not realizing he had just made a big blunder in the game.

Once there was a family that decided to go on a road trip. They had planned everything meticulously, but halfway through, their car broke down in the middle of nowhere. There was no cell phone signal, and they had to rely on each other to figure out a solution. The kids found some old tools in the trunk, and the father, with the help of his family, managed to fix the car just enough to get to the nearest town. It was a story of family unity and problem - solving that really grabbed everyone's attention when they shared it later.

I'm not sure specifically which 'attention a love story' you are referring to. It could be a unique story, perhaps a personal account of love that requires a lot of attention in the relationship, like really focusing on the partner's needs, emotions, and the little details that make the relationship special.

A dog went to the park. It saw a squirrel and immediately chased it. But the squirrel climbed up a tree. The dog, not understanding that it couldn't reach the squirrel up there, started barking at the base of the tree non - stop. Then it tried to climb the tree too. It managed to get its front paws on the trunk but just slid back down. It was a really funny sight as the dog kept trying again and again with great enthusiasm.

There were three turtles. One day they decided to go on a picnic. They packed their little turtle picnic basket with sandwiches and juice. So they set off. After walking for hours, they finally reached a nice grassy spot. But then they realized they had forgotten the bottle opener for the juice. The first turtle said, 'Oh no, we'll have to go all the way back.' The second turtle said, 'Let's just try to open it without it.' But the third turtle said, 'Wait, I brought my keys, we can use one of them.' So they tried, but of course, it didn't work. They ended up having dry sandwiches while looking longingly at the unopened juice.

Once upon a time, a magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

There were two friends, Tom and Jerry. They went to a zoo. Jerry saw a camel and said, 'Look, Tom, that horse has such a long neck!' Tom laughed out loud and replied, 'Jerry, that's not a horse, it's a camel!' Jerry's silly mistake made them both laugh a lot.