Tell me some long funny embarrassing stories.

Once, I went to a job interview. I was so nervous that when the interviewer asked me to introduce myself, I completely blanked out and started talking about my cat's favorite toy instead of my work experience. It was so embarrassing, but the interviewer actually laughed and it kind of broke the ice.

I was at a friend's party. I saw a big, comfy-looking chair and immediately sat on it without realizing it was a broken chair. As soon as I sat, it collapsed under me. Everyone burst into laughter while I was lying there among the broken pieces, feeling both embarrassed and amused at the same time. I still get teased about it by my friends.

I was in a hurry to get to work one day. I got into the elevator and started talking to who I thought was my coworker. I was complaining about our boss and all kinds of work stuff. When the elevator stopped and I looked up, it was a client. I was so embarrassed. But later, when I met the client again, we joked about it and it was actually quite funny.

Once, I went to a job interview. I was so nervous that when the interviewer asked me a simple question, I completely blanked. I started stuttering and then accidentally called him by the wrong name. I was so embarrassed, but later we both had a good laugh about it.

Once in school, I was so excited to answer a question that I stood up too quickly and knocked over my water bottle, which made a huge noise and everyone stared at me. It was so embarrassing but also funny.

Once, I was at a job interview. I got so nervous that when the interviewer asked me to introduce myself, I completely blanked out and started talking about my cat's favorite toy instead of my work experience. It was so embarrassing but also quite funny in hindsight.

I was babysitting two kids. I made them some sandwiches for lunch. But I accidentally put peanut butter on the bread when one of the kids was allergic to peanuts. Thankfully, I noticed just as they were about to take a bite. It was really embarrassing and I learned to always double - check food allergies.

Once at work, I was in a big hurry to get to a meeting. I accidentally walked into the wrong conference room where a completely different department was having a serious discussion. I just stood there for a second, shocked, and then mumbled an apology and scurried out. Everyone was looking at me like I was crazy.

I was wearing a new pair of shoes to school. They were a bit too big for me. As I was walking down the hall, one of my shoes slipped off and flew in front of a really cute guy. I had to hop over to pick it up while everyone was looking and laughing. It was such an embarrassing moment, but now I can laugh about it.

Once, my friend was dared to sing a children's song in the middle of a busy cafeteria. He started off really shy but then got into it. Everyone was looking at him, some laughing, some just really confused. It was so embarrassing for him but also super funny for the rest of us.