Share some ultima online funny stories.

Once in Ultima Online, a newbie player tried to tame a wild horse. But instead of using the proper taming skills, he started chasing it around while yelling 'Come here, you stubborn thing!' It took him hours until he finally realized his mistake. It was really hilarious.

There was this one time when a group of players were exploring a dungeon. One of them got scared by a rat and started running in circles, screaming. His friends were laughing so hard that they couldn't even help him. They just watched as he ran into a wall. It was a moment full of laughter in Ultima Online. Well, you know, in the game, the dungeon environment can be a bit spooky sometimes, and that little rat was just the trigger for this comical situation. And the reaction of the other players, instead of being helpful right away, added to the humor of the whole event.

There was a story where a group of players decided to have a race. However, they didn't set clear rules. One player rode a horse, another used a magic carpet, and one even tried to run on foot while using a speed - enhancing potion. Mid - race, the potion - user's character started running in circles uncontrollably. The others stopped to laugh and it turned into a big, messy, but very funny event.

One great PK story in Ultima Online was when a small group of players managed to outwit a large, well - equipped guild in a PvP battle. They used the terrain to their advantage, hiding in the forest and launching surprise attacks. The underdogs won by being more strategic.

There was this case where a guild was constantly harassed by a powerful but unethical guild. The harassed guild decided to form an alliance with other smaller guilds. They all worked together, trained their skills, and strategized. Eventually, they launched a coordinated attack on the unethical guild. They managed to destroy their main base and drive them out of their prime territory. It was a great revenge story as it showed how unity could be used for payback in ultima online.

One funny story in EVE Online is about a newbie who accidentally launched all his drones into a no - go zone. He was so panicked trying to recall them, but they just kept going. Another is when a corp planned a big heist but miscalculated the security levels and ended up getting chased by all the local security forces. It was chaos but hilarious to watch.

Once I ordered a 'large' sweater. When it arrived, it was so huge that it could fit three of me! It was more like a tent than a sweater. I took a picture of myself drowning in it and sent it to the seller. They were so amused that they offered me a discount on my next purchase.

A guild in Ultima Online once had a huge PK battle against a rival guild. It was a battle for territory. The two sides clashed in an open field. One side had better magic users, but the other had stronger melee fighters. In the end, it was the guild that managed to combine their magic and melee attacks more effectively that won. It was a really exciting battle to watch and was talked about for a long time in the game.

In ultima online, a revenge story can start from a simple argument between two players. One player might insult the other. The insulted player then decides to take revenge. He could spread false rumors about the other player in the game world, causing other players to avoid the one who insulted him. And he might also try to sabotage the other player's quests by secretly helping the monsters they are fighting against.

Well, regarding the barkeep poison story in Ultima Online. There could be a situation where the barkeep was poisoned because of a feud between different factions in the game world. One faction might have seen the barkeep as an informant for the other side. So, they poisoned the barkeep to send a message. Or it could be that a player character with a dark side decided to cause trouble in the virtual town by poisoning the barkeep just for the fun of it. It all depends on the various elements and interactions within the Ultima Online universe.