What are some really funny hiccup stories you've heard?

There was a Doberman that loved to play dress - up. Its owner would put silly hats on it and take pictures. One time, the Doberman got hold of a tutu and ran around the yard wearing it, looking both proud and very funny. This Doberman also liked to pose for the camera whenever it had its 'costume' on, which was really cute and funny.

I heard about a wedding where the ring bearer, who was a little boy, decided to take a nap right in the middle of the ceremony. He lay down on the aisle with the ring pillow under his head. It was hilarious. The pastor just had to step over him to continue with the service.

I heard about a bachelor party where the groom - to - be was so drunk that he mistook the bride's father for a cab driver and tried to give him money to take him home. The father just played along for a while before revealing who he was. It was quite a comical situation.

Well, I heard of a stoner who tried to put on his shoes but put them on the wrong feet and then walked around like that for hours without realizing it. He wondered why his feet felt so strange.

There was a man at a bar who got drunk and thought the bar stool was a horse. He was trying to ride it around the bar area, shouting 'giddy up' and all. It was quite a sight. The bartender just watched in amusement. This went on for a while until he finally passed out on the 'horse'.

Well, I heard about a person with amnesia who thought they were on a spaceship. They started looking for controls to pilot the 'ship' around their living room. They were making beeping sounds as if they were communicating with an alien base. It was a very comical sight.

A friend told me about a possum that climbed into a bird feeder. It was too big to fit comfortably and got stuck. Its little paws were flailing as it tried to get out. Eventually, it managed to wriggle free, but not before knocking the feeder completely off its perch.

There was this one time in national service when a group was doing a night patrol. One of the soldiers thought he saw an enemy but it turned out to be a big bush that looked like a person in the dim light. He shouted and alerted everyone, and when they realized it was just a bush, there were a lot of teasing and laughter. This incident taught us to be more observant and not be so jumpy. It was really funny though and became a popular story among the troops.

There's a story from a South African village. A local woman was trying to make a traditional dish. She had all the ingredients ready but when she went to get her special pot, she found that a monkey had made it its home. The monkey was sitting in the pot, eating some of the fruits she had left nearby. She chased the monkey away, but it took some time and all the neighbors were laughing at the whole commotion.

I heard about a man who was trying to show off his skateboarding skills in the park. He attempted a really difficult trick and instead of landing on the skateboard, he landed right in a nearby fountain. His clothes were all wet and his skateboard flew into a bush.