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The female lead who died miserably under the hands of her scheming half-sister is reincarnated but does not choose revenge. Instead, she chooses to live for herself, to chase after her dreams, and to fall in love again. Author's Note: A slice of life, sweet and fluffy romance novel. Recommended for those who like light reading. Not recommended for those who want to dive into the action at once.

"Let me borrow your husband for one night and I spare your dad's life." Trishia Meyer, the only daughter of Senator Meyer demanded. To save her father's company, Arabella had agreed to marry the evil billionaire, Bill Sky. She dared to kiss him to show off her ex-boyfriend that night but she never expected the kiss would deepen and he didn’t want to let go. That night was just a mistake but they met again. They agreed to sign a non-disclosure contract and they swore not to love each other. Sacrificing herself to be with the domineering cold man and turning a blind eye to his sexual affairs with other women were just some of the things she needed to endure every day. Now that she conceived his baby, he wanted it to be aborted instantly. She thought that the baby inside her tummy would bring them closer together but he accused her of deceiving him. Arabella Jones then made a promise to herself that she would do everything to live a happy life with her baby far away from him. Little did she know, it's not for her to decide, that if the billionaire's wrath would allow her.

On the surface, Ryn looked like a normal quiet girl who only focused on her study and did not even bother about things outside her study. However, the whole campus was shocked to know she was actually a popular model who just made a comeback after two years 'retired'. To make them more shocked when a very popular singer, Jeremy was her ex-boyfriend and now wanted her back. Of course, to add the spice in her life, a model who is her university's mate fell in love with her. Now she had to choose between these two, as well as balancing her life as a boring student but an exciting model. ******* “Sign this contract.” He nudged the contract toward her. “Can I think first?” she asked weakly. “Five seconds.” Jack felt generous and gave her time to think. “See how good my mood is today?”

*** THIS NOVEL IS NOT MINE *** [ ENGLISH TRANSLATION OF MARGOT'S ORIGINAL NOVEL ] [ TRANSLATED BY RUBYMAYBE ] SUPPORT BY MISSRUBY BUYING HER A COFFEE! https://ko-fi.com/missruby As if it wasn’t enough for me to be reincarnated as a child in the slums, I was taken to a city of crime and became a test subject. But then, when I saw the man that came to destroy the research institute, I realized that this place was the world of Piper, a reverse harem novel. While living a relatively normal life after escaping from the institute, the heroine of the novel moved in next door. From the looks of it, I might be the heroine’s neighbor extra. Originally, the heroine was to save the unconscious and fatally wounded villain and in return, be subject to a fanatical obsession. But, why. Why is the sub-villain collapsed in front of my house? The sub-villain, Lakis Avalon, was the king of the underworld and the very same frightening man that I had met at the institute before. “…” I took a moment’s glance around then I kicked the man’s body away. You’ve got the wrong house, Villain!

# COLLECTING Morogan was reincarnated into a game-like world and worked hard to level up. As an Unspecialized, he never found a place where he could change job classes, so he thought that he could only do so when he reached level 99. He thought that only then would he be considered to have completed the beginner’s tutorial and become a true player! Finally, when he reached level 99, he saw someone flying in the sky on a sword! The person asked, “Friend, how do I get to XX sect?” Morogan wailed internally, “What was going on? Sects?! People flying on swords?! I am a level 99 player that is about to change job classes, and now you tell me that this is a fantasy world? What use is there for me to change job classes then? Should I get beaten up by cultivators after becoming a warrior or a mage?” At that moment, Morogan made a decision! He declared, “Since this is a fantasy world and strength is king, then I will stand at the very top!” At the same time, in his mind, a voice rang- [Ding! Congratulations. Master has reached level 99 and fulfilled the conditions for the activation of the system. Now, please choose your cultivation method. 1. Cultivate by fighting monsters and leveling up. It has slow EXP gain, but wins out in the long run. 2. Kill Sons of Fortune and gain infamy to obtain huge amounts of cultivation points that will help Master become the strongest person in the world. 3. All of the above.]

When Riley's brother informed him one evening that he would be auctioned as a bride and married off to the highest bidder, he did not think twice and vaulted out of the house and escaped. On a moonless night, while still on the run, the wounded Riley met the enigmatic Draco. The cold and aloof head of the Sy Business Empire. Then everything changed from the moment Riley's clear watery hazel eyes collided with Draco's cool grey ones.