Can you share some funny 2 sentence stories?

There was a student who wrote in an essay 'My mother is a angle'. Instead of 'angel'. When the teacher read it out loud in class for grammar correction, everyone had a good laugh. It was a simple mistake but made for a very funny moment. And it also shows how important proofreading is.

Sure. Here is one: My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

A: I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. B: She looked surprised.

Sure. 'I heard a noise in the attic. When I went to check, a clown doll winked at me.'

I heard a werewolf howl. When I peeked outside, it was just my neighbor's dog with a really deep bark.

Sure. Here's a joke. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. And a two - sentence funny story: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Sure. Here are two: 'I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.' Another one is 'I saw a sign that said 'Watch for children'. I thought, that sounds like a fair trade.'

I woke up with a hand on my shoulder. It was my own detached hand. Creepy, right? Because I still had both hands attached a moment ago.

I woke up in the middle of the night. My teddy bear was sitting at the edge of my bed smiling at me.

A cat walked into a bar. The barman said, 'We don't serve cats.' The cat said, 'I'm not here for a drink, I'm here to use the Wi - Fi.'