What are some of the funniest new baby stories you've heard?

I once heard about a baby that got into his mother's makeup. He ended up with bright red lipstick all over his face and eyeshadow on his cheeks like a little clown. It was so funny.

I heard about a baby who lost his parents at the zoo. He found himself in front of the monkey enclosure. The monkeys were jumping around and the baby started imitating them, bouncing up and down and making monkey - like sounds. It was hilarious.

I heard a story where a family had a New Years tradition of making home - made champagne. One year, they added too much yeast and the bottles exploded all over their kitchen. It was a big mess but they still laugh about it now. Another one is about a guy who wanted to go skiing on New Years Day. He got all his gear ready, drove to the mountains, but when he got there, he realized he had forgotten his skis at home. He had to spend the day just enjoying the scenery instead.

I heard a story where a couple planned a romantic New Year's Eve dinner. They cooked a big meal but forgot to set the timer on the oven for the roast. When they finally remembered, it was completely burnt. Instead of getting upset, they just ordered pizza and laughed about their forgetfulness all night.

There was a new mom who was in such a hurry to change the baby's diaper that she used a kitchen towel instead of a real diaper. It was a mess! Another story is about a new dad who was trying to teach the baby to crawl but ended up crawling around the room himself while the baby just watched and laughed. Also, a new parent got so flustered during a diaper change that they put the clean diaper on top of the dirty one.

I heard about a trader who thought he could make a fortune selling 'lucky' rocks. He painted them all bright colors and was shouting about their magical properties. Of course, no one really believed him but it was funny to watch him try so hard.

There was a story of an IT team that was migrating data. They accidentally moved all the old photos from the company's archive to the CEO's personal folder. The CEO was quite surprised when he opened his folder and saw all those old memories. It made for a very funny situation.

One funny story is about a convict who painted his face to look like a zebra thinking it would help him blend into the prison yard. But all it did was make him stand out even more and become the laughingstock of the prison.

I heard about a barista who tried to create a new coffee art design. He was so focused on making it perfect that he didn't notice the customer had already left. He ended up with a beautiful design but no one to admire it.

One story I heard was about a player who was trying to build a house in a really hilly area. He kept getting the foundation wrong because of the uneven ground. After hours of trying, he finally managed to build it, but it was slanting so much that it looked like it was about to topple over any second. It was really funny to see.