What are some of the funniest christmas elf stories you know?

There's a story of an elf who wanted to test Santa's sleigh. He jumped in and accidentally released all the reindeer. The sleigh went zooming around the North Pole without any control, and the elf was screaming the whole time. It was really funny.

A family once got a real live reindeer as a Christmas surprise. But the reindeer was very naughty. It ran around the house knocking over the Christmas tree and eating all the cookies left for Santa. Everyone was chasing it all over the place until they finally caught it and tied it outside. It was a very chaotic but funny Christmas day.

There was a bookstore that during Christmas, a customer accidentally ordered 50 copies of the same children's Christmas book instead of just 5. The store owner was a bit worried at first. But then he made a 'Christmas book club' event where they read that book together every day leading up to Christmas. It was so popular that all the books got sold.

Well, there's this one where a dog mistook the Christmas stockings for chew toys. It pulled them down and started chewing on them, scattering all the treats that were inside. It was chaos but also really funny. Another story involves a dog that got so excited by all the Christmas decorations that it ran around the house, knocking over several small Christmas trees in the process.

Well, once a police officer found a drunk man singing Christmas carols at the top of his lungs in the middle of the street on Christmas night. Instead of arresting him right away, the officer joined in for a while, which made the man calm down and then he escorted him home safely.

In Australia, some families like to go camping during Christmas. One family set up their campsite near a creek. On Christmas morning, they woke up to find a platypus swimming right by their tent. It was such an unexpected and cool sight. They named the platypus 'Christmas Platypus' and it became a part of their Christmas story. The kids were so excited to tell their friends back home about their unique Christmas encounter.

A funny story is that a little boy wrote a letter to Santa asking for a real live dinosaur. On Christmas morning, his parents found a plush dinosaur with a note from Santa saying that real dinosaurs were too big for his sleigh. The boy was both disappointed and amused at the same time.

A funny ridiculous Christmas story is when Santa's sleigh got a flat 'tire' (a reindeer hoof went wrong). So, he had to land at a local auto repair shop. The mechanics there were stunned to see Santa and his reindeer. They tried to fix the sleigh using their regular tools and in the end, they used some old bicycle parts. Santa managed to continue his journey but the sleigh looked really strange.

There is the story of 'The Christmas Elf's Big Adventure'. In this story, an elf named Charlie decides to explore the world outside the North Pole for the first time. He stumbles upon a town where the Christmas spirit has been lost. Charlie then uses his elf magic to bring back the joy of Christmas. He helps the townspeople decorate, sing carols and believe in Santa again. Kids love stories like this as it shows how one small elf can make a big difference.

In Haiti, there was an old lady who had a very talkative parrot. One day, the parrot started repeating all the gossip it had heard in the neighborhood. The lady was so embarrassed, but at the same time, it was really funny as the parrot was imitating the voices of different people perfectly. Everyone who heard the parrot couldn't stop laughing. This became a very popular story in the village.