Can you share more funny and stupid stories?

Sure. A guy went to the store to buy eggs. He put the eggs in his backpack. On the way home, he ran for the bus and all the eggs got smashed. His backpack was a mess.

Sure. Once there was a man who thought his remote control could open his front door. So he stood there for ages, pressing buttons, until his neighbor came out and asked what he was doing. Another one is about a guy who tried to take a selfie with a wild deer. He got too close and the deer chased him all around the park.

Sure. One time, my friend thought that a toaster was a phone charger. He tried to plug his phone into it. Another one is about a guy who put salt in his coffee instead of sugar just because the containers looked similar. And there was this person who tried to open a car door with their house key for a good five minutes before realizing it was the wrong key.

Sure. There was a man who tried to open a banana from the wrong end for a long time because he thought it was like a regular fruit with a stem at the top. He only realized his mistake when someone else casually opened one the normal way right in front of him.

Here's one. A man stole a TV from a store. But instead of running away quietly, he started dancing in the middle of the store with the TV in his arms. The store employees quickly called the police and he was arrested while still dancing.

There's a story about a student in an exam. He was asked to write an essay about a historical event. Instead, he wrote about his dream of becoming a superhero. He completely misread the question and went on this long rant about his superhero powers and how he would save the world. It was quite hilarious.

Sure. There was a thief who broke into a store at night. He found a lot of expensive electronics. But instead of taking them out through the back door which was unlocked, he tried to carry everything through the small window at the front. Of course, he got stuck and couldn't move. The police found him like that in the morning. It was really dumb as he had an easy escape route but didn't use it.

Sure. Here's one. A man went to the doctor and said, 'Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a deck of cards.' The doctor replied, 'Well, I'll deal with you later.'

Well, here are some. A customer walked into a bakery and asked for a donut - shaped cake. When the baker explained that a donut is a type of cake already, the customer got really confused and said he wanted a cake that looked exactly like a donut but was also a cake. In a tech store, a customer asked if the wireless mouse needed to be charged with 'wireless electricity'. And at a pet store, a customer wanted to buy a fishbowl for his cat so the cat could 'go for a swim' indoors.

Well, I had this dream where all my clothes turned into pizza slices. I was walking around in public and everyone was staring at me. I was so embarrassed, but at the same time, I was also really hungry. I tried to take a bite out of my shirt - pizza, but it tasted like cloth. It was a really stupid and funny dream. I guess my subconscious was craving pizza that night.